Those poor American soldiers...

Ah, but this is a good strategy for the military. Have Puddle of Mudd play for the troops, and they won’t want to come back to America where such shit bands are a dime a dozen. Damn them, damn them to Hell!

SO IT WAS SCARE TACTICS! I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!

The US Armed Forces works in mysterious ways…believe me…I know from experience so far.