Things you have all masturbated to:

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#1
  1. Pornography (a given)
    – A. Vanilla porn
    – B. BDSM
    – C. Women/men drinking piss
    – D. Telephone
    – E. Lesbian pornography
    ---- I. Incestuous lesbian pornography.
    – F. Hentai
    ---- I. Hentai games
    – G. Swap.avi
  2. Images within your head
    – A. Ex-girl/boyfriends
    – B. Former classmates
    – C. Former coworkers
    – D. Telephone poles
  3. Non-pornographic images/films
    – A. Wildlife photography
    – B. Gattica
    – C. Pictures of food
    – D. Dead babies
    – E. Pictures of telephone poles
    – F. Video games
    – G. Tanks/Samurai
    – H. 80s cartoons
  4. Telephone poles
  5. Late night Cinemax when you were thirteen (not porn, but not not porn)
  6. Your ex-girl/boyfriends
  7. Your own feces
  8. Dead bodies
  9. The Bible

Feel free to add to the list, since it is by no means comprehensive. But I know what is in your heads. I know. Admit it. I READ YOUR MINDS YOU FUCKING SICK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS (though you are also all nonexistent, so that’s cool)!

#2

To add to this wonderful list…Mud.

Yes, mud. Nothing turns me on like seeing mud being penetrated by telephone poles.

#3

Car seats.

#4

Space.

#5

yiff, shotacon

#6

I’m asexual, Sir.

#7

A sexual what?

#8

Lists of things.

#9

badum-pishhh

#10

Great. Now I feel dirty.

#11

Yeah…really shouldn’t had looked up swap.avi…good thing I didn’t watch the video. -_-

Pretty sure late-night Cinemax is sorta considered softcore.

#12

It is compared to the internet. After all, we get Japan on this thing. Not to mention Brazil, Europe, S. Korea, and other kinky places.

#13

You left out sidewalks. YOU MENTIONED TELEPHONE POLES AND DIDN’T INCLUDE SIDEWALKS. Fascist.

#14

Jeez, I didn’t realize you were one of those crazy sidewalk freaks. I mean I thought telephone poles were weird, but I mean… you’re walking on the sidewalk. Your heart starts pumping and pumping. And when you finally reach where the sidewalk ends you ogle it, squeeze it… lick it. Because you, sir, are a vagabond!

#15

I can’t believe you guys are going along with sidewalks when there are Fire Hydrants to screw. Nothing gets me wetter than a Fire Hydrant, especially when I’m in summer heat.

#16

Son of a bitch.