The return of the haikus

And now…a palindromic haiku.

Oh, evil satan,
oscillate my metallic
Sonatas live. Ho!

For the record, I did not compose it.

what good is winter
if it brings no snow with it,
the almond tree mused

This is a haiku,
Isn’t that just amazing?
Yes, I’m really bored.

old man winter now:
he is the oldest, coldest
naked up the slope

Not like that u perv! think into it.

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don’t make sense
Refrigerator.

Apparently not
That easy for you to do
Since line one is wrong

No Haikkus posted
For a year and a half now
Unforgivable

インターネットは、
あの、さいばんしょです…
だー <b>異議あり</b>!

The internet is
Um, like a courthouse, you see…
and I- <b>OBJECTION</b>!

Her nipples, singing
Her lips, pursed for a kiss said:
“Fuck! Singing nipples!”

Hell yeah. My bank failed.
Homeless and overshadowed
by statistics: poor.

/obtuse

Hey there, Spambot sir.
Please jump off a cliff and die.
You make Jesus cry.