The result of a broken man turning to the internet for advice

This guy became an internet phenomenon when he made a thread about his worst date ever and a thread with pics of him making his own sex doll.

Worst date ever: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191

Making of the sex doll:http://thehomemadesexdoll.blogspot.com/?zx=1433ab5703e04491

There was a continuation of sorts of the worst date ever thread where he made an account pretending to be the girl and looking for opinions of himself from his internet peers:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=121076391

If that wasn’t enough of a glimpse into his psyche he makes a thread about The Humannequin:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=121105801

He then starts going into his social anxiety issues and attempts to cure himself by taping himself going up to random retail workers and spouting internet memes and 4chan.

His youtube account is here, which is mostly vids of his attempts to hit on girls: http://www.youtube.com/user/Malodrax

The Bel-aired series is haunting. You can see the fear in the girl’s eyes.

Then there are vids of him trying to look tough to male retail workers using the same 4chan rant:

http://www.vimeo.com/7958893

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO2mbEj8INk&feature=related

Internet detectives have found a summary of his posts:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/search.php?searchid=333664371

and his blog:http://myphilosophicalapproachestoadversity.blogspot.com/

He has mentioned where he goes to school and where he shot the retail vids in his threads and that gives his location as being in or around London, Ontario.

I think my mind just broke. THANKS A LOT, INTERNET. >:(

This…is just sad. I mean, even having a sex doll is pathetic enough, but actually making it yourself? And then posting pics of the damn thing for all to see? Not to mention spouting off internet memes, in public, all in an attempt to get laid/pump up his manhood.

… Hades?

(I kid, Hades. I kid.)

This man is either insane or a liar. I couldn’t read the whole" date" thing, but anybody who doesn’t know how to handle going to the bathroom at his age should probably just be shot.

My copypasta/troll sense is tingling.

I can’t believe you, of all people, used Ebaumsworld. How could you!?

No way man. I leave my annoying idiosyncrasies on the agora. I’m a normal guy irl :confused:

I really, really want to not believe that date story.

and I’d like to know how pee bottles are cleaner and easier than normal peeing? Except in this situation, of course, in which case they would have been a good idea.

If that date story is true, then I feel sorry for the guy. But man did it make me laugh.

Crazy dude is crazy. The date story did make me laugh my ass off, though.

I also laughed at the date story, but I’m also pretty immature when it comes to potty humor. I’m also curious about the pee bottles - does he have them in case he passes up a chance to go to the bathroom? How does someone just carry around something like that?

If it is true, I don’t feel sorry for him; he got what was coming to him.