Post your stupid qoutes here here
Love is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
HAR HAR I stole it again PanamaJack
A typical AIM session with GG:
GG Crono 4: I have the day to myself so I can just piss the day away
GG Crono 4: Wanna piss with me?
GG Crono 4: …SHIT
OmegaflareX: I didn’t know you could unintentionally make something sound so wrong even if you tried
EDIT: After GG saw I posted that quote:
GG Crono 4: I hate you and wish you would be analy raped by a fat man named Irving.
I hate you and wish you would be anally raped by a fat man named Irving.
“I don’t know why everyone depends on me. I’m not dependable. Even I don’t depend on me, and I’m me.”
-Rincewind, Terry Pratchett’s ‘Interesting Times’
Jesus is great, I mean, Jesus makes my bed!
- Mel Gibson
Thank you very much Eva, now I’m quoteless. I feel naked…
He that loves glass without the G take away L and that is he.
Not a quote, but was the first thing I thought of when I read Omega’s post"
He was short and fat, and rode out of the West
With a Mogen David on his silver vest.
He was mean and nasty right clear through,
Which was kinda weird, 'cause he was yellow too.
They called him Irving.
Then he reached up and did something no tortoise had ever done before.-Small Gods when Om’s been picked up by an eagle.
Santa’s little helper makes puppy eyes. Homer-Oh come on, we can’t afford surgery.
More puppy eyes Homer-I’m sorry but there’s nothing we can do.
See above Homer-Fine, we’ll get the stupid surgery…lousy manipulative dog.
I once said:
To a blind man, Orlando Bloom holds no virtue.
Somewhat later in the conversation:
Mom: Well, I haven’t seen Keanu Reeves act …
An attempt to print Murphy’s Laws will jam the printer.
Barret’s unfortunate comment about wacking Guard Scorpion while the tail is up.