THE GOVERNMENT HAS REACHED THE CRACKER JACKS!

Okay… I already posted this in my LJ… but… it was too good for me not to share it with everyone. Watch as I copy/paste it verbatum. =p

Oh man… all I wanted was a box of cracker jacks. All I wanted was some stinking cracker jacks… I didn’t want pro-war propaganda with it.

I ate the cracker jacks with relish (eww… not THAT kind of relish… doesn’t go with cracker jacks) and… I opened the prize.

Its a sticker.

But not just any sticker.

This sticker had a dog. A humanoid dog, flexing his big muscle (which has a tattoo of a bald eagle), looking menacingly towards the opener of the prize. Behind him is an American flag. Below him, in big red letters:

“FREEDOM ISN’T FREE.”

Hip hip hooray for war profiteering.

Of all things politics had to ruin… my fucking cracker jacks prize… sniffle

Here is the offending dog.

http://steve.basicplus.net/images/doggie.gif

Doesn’t he look like he has a Hitler mustache?

Are they implying you can purchase freedom with a crackerjack box?

The crackerjack company must of made a handsome sum of money off of your purchasing freedom.

What a crappy prize.

That dog looks like it could kick my ass.

That’s sort of creepy.

I really don’t like Cracker Jack prizes. I’d rather have that space devoted to one more piece of popcorn goodness.

I could just imagine somebody being moved by this sticker:

“You know, I could go for some popcorn and peanuts covered in caramel. WHAT IS THIS?! Hmmm, I have been convinced by this sticker with a muscular dog on it that freedom is, in fact, not free and I should join the army!”

Hah. It’s Rover the Riveter. rimshot

Freedom belongs to the bigger dog.

Help Rover smash Communism!

One time I opened a box of cracker jacks and i got thrown in prison for voting for the socialist worker party.

Heh… That quote is mostly true thou…

“Freedom is not a right, it’s a priviledge for those who deserve it.”

Originally posted by Wertigon
[b]Heh… That quote is mostly true thou…

“Freedom is not a right, it’s a priviledge for those who deserve it.” [/b]

Freedom is a right for all human beings. Period. There is no argument here.

I agree… nod nod Thats a dumb sticker anyway, what happened to getting little toys?

Originally posted by Alyx
I agree… nod nod Thats a dumb sticker anyway, what happened to getting little toys?
What, and force the company to spend money? On something worth paying for?

And to protect the freedom they reduce it. Perfectly logical.

Freedom is slavery!

War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strenght.

Nooooo! Next thing you know they’ll be after my baloney!!!

Originally posted by Evangelion
Nooooo! Next thing you know they’ll be after my baloney!!!

I’m after your balogna.

But I guess thats different. <_<;

Originally posted by Cybercompost
Freedom is a right for all human beings. Period. There is no argument here.

Altruistic as that statement may be, it is impossible to give total freedom to all human beings. For instance, a person’s freedom to live conflicts with a murderer’s freedom to kill. Now no sane person is going to think that a murderer’s freedom to kill is worth protecting, that’s an extreme example. But you have to recognize that whenever you grant one freedom, you take another away.

A favorite quote of mine on the subject comes from John C. Calhoun: “It is foolish to assume that all people are equally entitled to freedom”. It’s a pretty vague quote, I’ll admit. Actually, Calhoun used it in his argument in favor of slavery, so I’m not even using it the way the original speaker intended it. But I see it as meaning: freedoms can’t just be given away left and right, for the reason I gave in the first paragraph.

That is a little different, Kero. Perhaps I should clarify, though.

Everyone should have the right to live life with as little restrictions as possible. Murder, rape, and assault should obviously not be protected. As long as we have property there should be no theft, et cetera.

Generally, we should be free to live, love, think, and make choices (good or bad, and accepting the consequences- which could be incarceration [ick] or rehabilitation).

And that’s why I hate caramel.