SS THE DISTRUCTION OF THE INTERNET AS YOU ONCE KNEW IT. :eek: GIRLS WILL BE BOYS BOYS WILL BE GIRLS WELL OKAY I GUESS THE FIRST PART IS ALREADY PRETTY COMMON AT RPGC BUT HEY WHATCHA GONNA DO YOU KNOW? LOL
WEB 2.0 BROUGHT US SUCH WONDERFUL MANIFESTATIONS AS MYSPACE, FACEBOOK, TWITTER, AND HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PORNOGRAPHY-THEMED INTERNET POKER PROGRAM SKINS. IT ALSO BROUGHT ABOUT THE DEATH OF SUCH BELOVED INTERNET ICONS AS THE “UNDER CONSTRUCTION” SIGNS, ENDLESS RAMBLING GEOCITIES PAGES AND MICHAEL BLOUNT’S SEARCH FOR THE PERFECT GIRLFRIEND. BUT THE DEVELOPMENT OF NEW IDEAS MUST ALWAYS ACCOMPANY THE DEATH OF THE OLD WAYS FOR THIS IS THE WAY OF THE WORLD. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TODAY YOU SHALL WITNESS THE DEATH OF WEB 2.0, AND THE GREAT MESSY PLACENTA-SPEWING BIRTH OF WEB HINDENBURG. NO LONGER MUST MAN WALK TO AND FRO BETWEEN HIS PREFERRED INTERNET FORUMS. WITH THE ADVENT OF WEB HINDENBURG, YOU CAN NOW FLY IN STYLE BETWEEN YOUR DISCUSSIONS OF CAT SWEATERS, PEDOPHILE/EPHEBOPHILE ARGUMENTS AND WHICH UNDERAGE ANIME HOTTIE GIVES YOU THE BIGEST BONER. YES FOLKS, THE HINDENBURG IS A TRULY LUXURY CRAFT, EQUIPPED WITH SUCH WONDERFUL AMENITIES AS DRINK BAR, DORITOS “NACHO CHEESIER” TORTILLA CHIPS (ALSO “ROCK TACO” IS AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST) AND A HOLE THAT LETS YOU SHIT OUT THE BOTTOM AND YOU CAN WATCH AS YOUR FECES CAREEN DOWNWARDS TOWARD THE ROOFS OF YOUR NEIGHBORS. THE INTERNET WILL NEVER BE THE SAME - THERE WILL BE MANY COMPETITORS, BUT JUST REMEMBER THE HINDENBURG IS THE ORIGINAL.
FAQ:
Q: CAN THE HINDENBURG CRASH?
A: ABSOLUTELY NOT. THE POSSIBILITY IS REALLY QUITE INCONCEIVABLE. YOU MIGHT SAY IT IS TOO BIG TO FAIL
Q: WHO ARE YOU?
A: HAVE YOU HEARD OF SOCRATES? PLATO? ARISTOTLE? MORONS!
Q: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
A: WE’VE PROBABLY ALREADY OWNED UR ASS ON THE HINDENBURG SO YOU SHOULD JUST CLOSE YOUR INTERNET BROWSER NOW AND GO BACK TO YOUR SOCIAL CLUB
Q: I…
A: GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP
- HINDENBURG
