Girl #1: I have a question.
Girl #2: What is it?
Girl #1: Skipping makes you lose weight right?
Girl #2: Yeah…
Girl #1: Does that mean skipping backward makes you gain weight?
Girl #2: God, you’re a dumbass.
Man #1: I’m talkin’ about cup noodles, nigga.
Man #2: Them shits is good.
Man #1: They’s cheaper than mac and cheese.
Man #2: Mac and cheese went up by a dollar!
Man #1: Tell me you is playin’!
Goddamn man, that site’s hilarious! But… it can’t really all be real, right?
You really don’t go out a lot, do you? These are the sort of things that are said all the time - even by the sort people who are usually perceived to be fairly smart - it’s merely that no one notice it until they’ve the time to actually stop up and reflect on what has actually been said, which, of course, no one ever really has the time to do.
People say those kinds of stuff everywhere. Yesterday a friend of mine said “snakes see with their tongue”.
(meaning to say something like “snakes perceive the environment around them through smell, using their tongues to catch scent” - they have an olfatory organ inside the mouth and that’s why they keep getting their tongues in and out.)