Unlimited access 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year…
It’s the one…the only…
The famous and infamous…
<A HREF=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/staff/zepp/porn”>The Holy Grail</A>.
All this and more for the low, low price of one shrine. Nervous or hesitant about joing RPGC? Not sure if you’re up to it? Well, there’s never been a better time than now. Act now, before this offer is no more.
BWAHAHAHA. I see your point Zepp! On to shrining, for Staff Porn!
I wish to dedicate this moment to the DB that I’ve graciously been accepted to do. May the force be with Zepp.
Wait. It’s a joke site, right?
Do you guys have an arcade, one with Pac-man, Tetris, Arkanoid, and Space invaders? I would definetly kick all ass if you did.
Buh…?
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I SOO hafta finish my shrine.
I love you Zepp.
I don’t get it, I click the link and get a forbidden access page…
whackwhackwhack
laughs and applauds
As an insider, I can honestly say the staff porn did not live up to my expectations. The models are all below my standards of beauty, and most of them are male to boot. Join at your own risk. 8)
Bah staff porn. The best porn would be of non staff members.
You’ve obviously never seen Kag, Sephy. And Zepp. Nice. Very Hugh Grantish of you.
How about we offer a free preview? With all the twigs and berries blurred out, of course!
This thread just reminded me that SK is actually Katherine Zeta Jones. So there’s a little incentive to get on the staff, huh? 
Originally posted by Sorcerer
I don’t get it, I click the link and get a forbidden access page…
Exactly, what he’s saying is that once you join staff it won’t be forbidden anymore.
Is that so eh?
If Arfenhouse counts as an RPG, I shall shrine like I’ve never shrined before!
JO’Z HEER!
THESE ARE ALL LIES! THERE IS NO STAFF PORN ARCHIVE! SPREAD THE WO-- mphhh mphhh