Except for that you, JUST BEFORE I SAID THAT, asserted that bands only evolve in relation to bands around and preceding them. If it’s so truistic, don’t say things that imply otherwise, as if it isn’t the most important part of musical evolution.
Okay. I went ahead and listened to/reviewed every single one of these songs. Here’s how it went:
“A Hard Day’s Night”…“Can’t Buy Me Love”
Man, I already called these out as lame…I was asking you to show something to me that you thought might change my mind; it’s almost as if you’re trying your hardest to get me to disagree with you.
“I Should Have Known Better”
What kind of argument are you trying to make for music that rocks, anyways?
“If I Fell”
This is totally a ramalamadingdong song.
“I’m Happy Just to Dance with You”
Yeah, this one, too.
“And I Love Her”
I’m beginning to think you didn’t really take my query too seriously…
“Tell Me Why”
Oh man, I really didn’t see this coming…
“Any Time at All”
Hey, another love song with bad lyrics. The Beatles? No way!
“I’ll Cry Instead”
Oh snap!
“Things We Said Today”
Here’s one: “Man, I really HATE early music from The Beatles.”
“When I Get Home”
Get outta here!
“You Can’t Do That”
Hmm, I guess The Beatles did influence modern emo, moreso than I realized. On another note, I really hate emo.
“I’ll Be Back”
I hear the sound of my point being proven correct.
“No Reply”
Awwww…
“I’ll Follow the Sun”
Good god!
“Help!”
Yeah, no dice, pal.
“Ticket to Ride”
wtf THIS SONG!?
“Drive My Car”
This rocks? Really? I can’t even say that this one rocks for its time, man…
“You Won’t See Me”
Man, this song got in like, 14 seconds before I was like “ughhh.” Dude, try harder.
“Nowhere Man”
Come on, dude. I said good songs.
“Think for Yourself”
Ugh.
“Michelle”
Ramalamadingdong
“What Goes On”
Boooooring…
“Girl”
This is a pretty cool song…The lyrics are not so…retarded.
“I’m Looking Through You”
Paul McCartney, jesus godlord…
“In My Life”
…Really? You want me to like this song?
“Wait”
Not bad.
“If I Needed Someone”
This one’s okay.
“Taxman”
Nice. This is the first song I’ve heard in the whole lot that I think is damn good.
“I’m Only Sleeping”
AUGHHHHH
“Here, There and Everywhere”
Refer to my previous commentary.
“Yellow Submarine”
Just to let you know…this is EXACTLY the song I think of when I say things like “The Beatles write boring, retarded songs.”
“She Said She Said”
You know something funny? I honestly forgot that I was listening to music when this song was on.
“Good Day Sunshine”
rofl
“And Your Bird Can Sing”
Borrring…
“Yes It Is”
I don’t feel my opinion changing as I listen to more of these songs.
[u]“She Loves You”[/u]
Oh yeah, I forgot about this song. …I don’t like it.
In the end, I still stick to what I originally said: The Beatles, pre-Sgt. Pepper, are godawful. Their songs (with few exceptions) all sound the same (rather, they have about two or three templates), they all go at about the same tempo, and almost all of them talk about love from a painfully sophomoric perspective with painfully sophomoric lyrics. Innovative definitely does NOT equate to being good. The decision to start working outside of the realm of simply rock music is the best decision they ever made musically, as far as I’m concerned.