That Just Happened

I’m not really sure why I’d be posting a new thread about this other than because I think I’m the shit. And I know I’m the shit.

Anyways I ended up getting a wire (I’m sure it was more complicated than that but I didn’t really scope my discovery too intense) worn on me and had three charges pending for “delivery of an exceptionally hazardous substance” and landed on Drug Court (the probation I mentioned a few times). I had to plea guilty to a 1-50 Felony 2 for the chance to try Drug Court. I didn’t really plan on staying clean from the start but I was pretty much the poster child of Drug Court for the first like 6 months or so, stayed clean as far as they knew, went to their stupid little activities, pretended to be serious about recovery (though it is just ever so hard to fly straight sometimes!), blah blah fucking blah. Fuck Drug Court.

I was taking a shitton of different prescription meds that fucked with my head more than any street drug ever has (okay not really but they medicated the hell out of me)

– Gonna have to cut my post off here cause my ride back to the dorm just showed up (I’m staying at a work release prison dorm combo right now, more about that tomorrow), but I’ll continue where I left off

I have the feeling we’re going to hear more from Ramza in the next few hours… a lot more…

Ramza is the new Setz.

Only with more drugs and less teen pregnancy.

So what happened that finally tossed you in jail?

Oh hey! Still alive I see.

YOU WORE A WIRE! WHAT THE FUCK MAN! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!

So anyways, I said I had been getting medicated the fuck out of. I’m not really sure what the significance of this really is but I ended up using it as an excuse to start using, that I was being over-medicated and becoming unstable or something.

I had worked my way up to something like…

3x300mg Seroquel
10mg Abilify
30mg Lexapro
300mg Wellbutrin (I think this is the one that started the real trouble)
100mg Trazodone
3x50mg Hydroxyzine

And I know there were a couple other ones I can’t remember.

But yeah like I said I did really well on Drug Court (got away with using somewhat frequently) my parents went out of town (at this point I had gotten kicked out of the halfway house for finally getting caught on a drug test) to Mexico and I decided to try banging Wellbutrin. I didn’t really know much about it other than it is a norepinephrine and dopamine reuptake inhibitor, but I thought it might get me some kind of rush. Anyways, you actually do get like a 10 second high from shooting it and I started doing it constantly over the next few days. I ended up crushing up some pills and cooking them on the stove with a small amount of water (this is probably where I started feeling a little FuNkY in the BrAiN), and ended up running through three months worth of the prescription rather quickly.

So I decided to check out the bath salts. I called around while I did the last bits of my shit and somehow ended up thinking the only way I could get some was to drive to Omaha an hour or so away (I ended up making the drive take like 20 minutes by the time I was at the end of my spree). I run up and grab some and hit it right away and get a decent rush, nothing spectacular. Actually it was fucking terrible in terms of intensity compared to cocaine, ritalin, or meth, but it was cheap, legal, and Drug Court couldn’t test for it.

Shit gets REALLY fuzzy around here for basically the next month or so. I get back to my house later that night and start doing more and more (methylenedioxypyrovalerone I think is the chemical in bath salts that gets you high and it pretty potent so I tried starting off slow and building up to see how much did what to me) and eventually I remember sitting at this computer typing up a plan to run down to my basement, do the last of my shit, and perhaps kill myself because there were police in camouflage creeping around my house waiting to bust in and arrest me (I could see them). I made like three huge ass posts in a row that night and ended up editting them into nothing because I figured out it was a false alarm. There weren’t really any police about to bust in through my windows. I really remember nothing specific about those posts so if a mod can unedit that shit I’d like to see what was going through my head.

The next couple weeks were spent scrapping up together a couple hundred dollars a day to go buy more bath salts in Omaha (for some reason I still didn’t go anywhere in Lincoln to get them). I remember somehow convincing my mom to write me checks for pretty large sums of money every other day or so. I started hanging out with a group of close friends I hadn’t seen in a while and going home around curfew to type and watch porn. Porn was especially fun for some reason and typing was a blast.

Gonna go ahead and cut off here, I’m trying like hell to locate some suboxone and I think I might have came across some. I’ll continue again later. I hope this post isn’t too long to post I remember having that problem a lot and losing lots of huge ass posts

Edit for Sin: I’ll get to that later. It’s a pretty epic adventure; I still remember new things that happened every once in a while.

10 second high? I only do drugs that are compatible with the human time-consciousness. Namely alcohol, LSD, and occasionally pot. If you can’t assemble a good time (i.e. a full evening) for yourself within that mighty trifecta, you probably have other problems beside drugs.

A friend of mine just got his sentencing deferred, but he’s looking at 1-30.

As in years?

Yep. He’s more realistically looking at around seven, but it depends a lot what happens in the intervening year, I guess.

Making a short post here, not gonna be around for a few days… had to actually do some job-searching (what a bunch of bullshit!), located some suboxone again (hopefully it doesn’t fall through this time), and I don’t get to go on job-seek on the weekends so I won’t be posting until Monday. But I’ll write it out so I can make some huge ass baller status posts when I get back here. It is a pretty epic adventure if I do say so myself, though I feel like I’m constantly forgetting/remembering/re-remembering parts about it. Anyways… later ducks

I’m a fucking boss,
Ramza

It seems to me like this type of drug-exhibitionism (drugxhibitionism?) is a substantial part of his problem.

I mean, why would you do it if not to tell the Internet? What are you, five?

We should get pics then.

Well this is the third day I haven’t slept (maybe an odd side-effect of doing too many opiates, suboxone specifically, after not having done any in a hot minute) and my good feel is waning so I don’t know how much of a post I’ll be able to spit out right now but my furlough went through last night so I am back at my parents until I parole in March.

So yeah in recent news I got a job through a staffing agency at a cat-food factory which starts Wednesday next week, but I have a second interview at Lazlos (a pretty sick bar/grill/brewery, I don’t know if there are Lazlos outside of Nebraska or what) on Monday. The interview was actually supposed to be today but I fell out on the floor (was planning on taking a short, breath-catching rest) and ended up missing my bus so I call and rescheduled. I’m just glad I woke up with plenty of time before my interview yet and I had the excuse of moving out of prison to make the rescheduling legit, though I’m sure it still seems unprofessional. Whatever I’ll just profession them in their asses as soon as they hire me. Anywhos I ended up getting quite a few subs in exchange for some of my piss the other day so I got to enjoy the last couple days there. Other than that I’ve just been a boss as usual. Running this shit. Et cetera.

Yeah I’m sick of this already. I really need to get around to posting my adventure in Omaha that left me, heels bleeding, hallucinating in an observation cell in county talking to the roommates they were constantly moving in and out of my room that were never actually there. The walls were lined with syringes

did u have the butt sex in the jail?!?!

razma come in the irc and entertain us

busy catchin’ up on my mangaz dawg

Just a test post. Thanks and bye