Okay, with the old one gone, this is the new thread for submitting fanfic quotes.
Ze rulez are:
Only quotes from fics in this archive, no outter sources.
Don’t take a chunk of the most dramatic point of the story, ie a fullgrown spoiler (with that I mean the entire “The murderer is…!” part). Taking out one or two lines/things said can seldom do that though, so don’t be too worried about it.
“Oh, make me a man Quisty, PLEASE! You can whip me all night long!”
Mantastic_Man/Irvine
“the day I can’t push Quisty’s buttons is the day Selphie chains me naked to the wall, do a strip tease in front of me and perform blatant sex acts upon my person!”
Mantastic_Man/Irvine
"Using my kredit kard to purchase guardian forces on Ebay!! KURSE you all! "
Ultimecia/Rinoa
“Welcome to the Balamb Garden Network” by Ashbear and Wayward Tempest
" YES!!! MY SWEET MEAT PRODUCT! YOU ARE MINE, ALL MINE!"
redshuriken, I know we said you shouldn’t double post but it’s alright when you’re submitting stuff like quotes, otherwise it’s hard for me to notice your updates
Oh. Alright then. I just read so much sometimes I find lots of quotes and end up posting many many times. =)
“The only people I have on my side are the woman who accused me of murder, the guy who ordered my murder, and the asshole who actually tried to murder me. Oh yes, fate was laughing at this one.”
Rinoa
“Crimson Lies” by Ashbear
"When something bad happens, something good’s around the
corner…"
Selphie “Sunday’s Child” by Lady Aliena
"I looked up and saw a shooting star… My first thought: ‘there goes another celestial mass into oblivion.’ "
“yeah; I liked her…and her skirt.”
Squall “Place in the World” by Ashbear
"while we are on the subject of rumors, let me dispel the Quistis one right now. She is one of my best friends. We do not hate each other, nor do we have catfights…in the shower . "
Sorry Weiila, but as you and me both very well know, it would be VERY hard to pick out a short quote from this gem:
“She was expecting Impa to send her a champion, a warrior of unparalleled courage and skill, with sword and sorcery at his command…”
“And her every desire was fulfilled. I would not be, um, shall we say, living impaired, if thou were not all that she had expected.”
“Yes… but she was expecting me to look more like the guy on the cover of the romance novel she was reading at the time. Phlavio or something like that.”
“Ph-Phla-thou dost mean the muscle bound pirate king from the books I did grant her in her boredom? Tooled like a stallion, and with tresses unto a golden shower?”
“That’s the one.” I waited for Ganon’s laughter to die down. And waited. Finally, I continued. “She was… polite about it, and everything. She wasn’t too obvious about her dissapointment.”
My dearest Enemy - Archone
Soon, they were safely outside Tantagel Castle. With a quiet sigh, Nester carried Gwaelin through the halls of the construct, to the stairs. With a quiet sigh that was not quite a whimper, he began to churn his way up the stone steps, all the while carrying an a double armload of Princess.
“My name is Squall Leonheart. I am a person just like you. I’m not forty feet tall, I don’t breathe fire, I don’t eat breakfast and then go out and save the world every day. I snore, I drink too much coffee in the morning, and I can’t cook worth a damn. I’m just like anyone else. /…/"
Squalls speech
“A Knight of Spira” by Refugee
“Irvine, you’re a genius! I take back all my bad thoughts about you.”
“Uh. Thanks, I guess.”
Laguna to Irvine
“A Knight of Spira” by Refugee
"/…/ Somehow I thought the founding of our language would be grander than that.”