Star Wars: The Stupid Strikes Back.

I think that’d be entirely inappropriate.

Heh, funny. Does this list have some purpose more profound than just listing, uh, people here? >.>

No. Unless someone wants to film a Lego version of the Trilogy and can custom-make the little men. :stuck_out_tongue:

<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/subsites/twistedrpg/archives/images/villians/sarlac.gif”> I Rirse, want to play the part of the Sarlac Pit! Ragh, me eat SG like bad caik! :smiley:

If I don’t get to be the… laser…beam… … Jesus fuck. LIGHTSABER lasers too, then I don’t wanna be lasers. They don’t kill anyone interesting.

Most of these roles don’t make any sense whatsoever. The only one I agree with is Maz being THE FORCE.

Me as C3PO? What are you on? I should be fucking, VADER :stuck_out_tongue:

How is Sin the Emperor? He’s not a decrepit old man who shoots lightning out of his ass. He should be LUKE.

The Emperor should be Zeppelin or something :stuck_out_tongue:

Where am I on that list?!?

Ah well, at least we have some openings for pilots. Don’t care which side I’m on >_>

I’m just going to pretend I know what Mon Mothma is and then give you all a beating when I do find out what it is.

I’ll also pretend that I’ve actually seen Star Wars. Beyond a small part which involved what seemed to be squeeking teddybears.

LAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEE!

ditto

You’re just angry because you’re a eviscerated Taun Taun, Charle. :stuck_out_tongue:

Hades. Your comment is made redundant by the fact that the list exists in the first place.

I maintain that Merlin would make an awesome Ben though. :stuck_out_tongue:

I’LL EVICERATE YOUR FUCKING FACE!!!

There’s the old Charlemagne we know and love. :smiley:

I’m not that fat dancing girl, am I? 'cause that’d be… bad. I could probably find someone better. Like, uh… Uh… Shit.

Mynocks and the the Dianoga in the garbage room are still left, methinks.

So, wait. Not only am I eaten in this plan, but I’m eaten up (or out, or whatever) by Boss Jango?

I’m not sure if I should be offended or pleased at becoming someone’s meal.

I wanna be Qui-Gon Jinn.

Now I’m wondering who Biggs and Wedge are? Seen as they’ve live on in to the FF’s.

Big Nutter
I also Disaponted about my Lack on an Appeariance.

Wouldn’t Yar be a better fit as C3PO, seeing as nearly everyone is always telling him to shut up?

Also: yo.

I should be Darth Vader. I’m the only one who can be a good Darth Vader, cos i’m the only one who can rap worth crap here. :stuck_out_tongue:

“We got Death Stars, We got Death Stars, We got Death Stars, We got Death Stars… And you know that we got it (DEATH STARS!), And you know that we got it (DEATH STARS!)”

It should be me goddamnit :stuck_out_tongue: