As some of you may know (but most don’t), I have a job at the local amusement park (I can hear a few of you laughing, and that’s IRL…I doubt you’d be laughing that hard, anyway), and lately, they’ve stuck me on the terrace for two days straight. If there’s something that has shattered any faith in humanity I once had, this was it.
So I’ll rip off CH and write a : Guide to not get the busboy to shove a broomstick up your ass. And believe me, he will.
- The Busboy hates his job
Yes, he does. He doesn’t like washing the shit you do. So please, if there are proper disposal facilities (garbage cans), please put your junk in it. Already, he’ll have a little less to do and he’ll be eternally grateful
- Don’t leave shit on the table
Be them trays or anything, don’t leave it on the table. Most restaurants in amusement parks have a place to put trays, and have garbage cans nearby. If it doesn’t, just look at where there’s a big pile of trays, and go put it THERE. Not on top of the freakin’ garbage cans (that’s if they have a top) Speaking of which…
- Do not, under ANY circumstance, put your tray in the garbage can
If it’s an accident, I can understand. However, some people do this deliberately. This will probably make the busboy angry if he sees you, and if he’s a tad violent, he’ll go and kick your ass. Believe me, he won’t hold himself in check if he sees you.
- Foreign objects go in the trash
I found a tampon box on the terrace this Friday. Igatona was not pleased.
- Do not feed the birds
They shit on the terrace, and the busboy has to wash this so you can eat in a relatively clean environment.
- Be respectful to the busboy
If you have to ask him information, accost him in a friendly manner. He’ll be glad to answer. If your table’s dirty, ask him to wash it in a friendly manner. Of course, if he doesn’t answer, you can kick that the fuck away and yell at the fucker. He hates his job because there’s morons that throw shit on the floor instead of the garbage cans, so please, don’t make it too hard on him.
That should be it. I can understand that a lot of you will say “You shouldn’t have taken this job.” to this, I say “Fuck you.”, I needed a job, they offered one, I took it. I’m searching for a better job, but I haven’t found any others. Some people make me want to bring my dagger at the job and just gut the fuck out of them if we’re running low on burger meat.
Anyway, I vented.