Sometimes I just love being old

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Thought getting old was all about filing taxes and becoming impotent, did you? Well, that’s still true. But something very magical happened to me yesterday. I filed my taxes, but instead of having to pay extra (or receiving some piddling return) I got nearly $600 back from the government. You kids can’t possibly understand how awesome that is, sticking it to THE MAN!

Of course, it was my money to begin with, they’re just giving back what they already stole from my paycheck.

Dammit, now it’s a good thing I have this extra money, cause I need some Viagra to cheer me up.

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That’s cool.

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My mom did the same and she’s getting 2000-4000 dollars back soon. Some of that will go in my pocket ^^

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You don’t need to be old for that to happen. You just have to have a job. At least in Norway.

I haven’t even received my tax papers yet. Strange really, I thought I would have had them by now. Suppose they’re running late, and if they aren’t: I’ll be soon to know.

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I dread the time I have to file for taxes. I’m afraid I’ll mess up on the million forms you have to fill out.

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Move to Norway. Here they come prefilled, all you have to do is proof check.

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I like being old for other reasons. I was helping a friend pick his little brother up and someone recognized me and called me a loser. My responce “Your still in high school” he told me to fuck off and moped off in the rain.

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;; I owe $60 in taxes ;;

Of course, that’s partially my old boss’s fault, since he filled out the exemption sheet, and partially my dad’s, since he claims me on his taxes…

sigh

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I’m getting Roughly 300 bucks back.

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Frame: Haw. And all he had to do was be nice and maybe he could have gotten a ride from you. Reminds me of the people in HS who would insult me and ask to copy homework from me in the same sentence.

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I don’t know how this stuff worls, all I know is that my father gets absurd amounts of money from the government every year that way.

BTW, I don’t have to pay any taxes yet, but soon I’ll start having to >_<

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I envy you.

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I only started my job recently – albeit on the same day I crashed my car – and I wonder what kinda money I’ll get …

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Originally posted by Astral
[b];; I owe $60 in taxes ;;

Of course, that’s partially my old boss’s fault, since he filled out the exemption sheet, and partially my dad’s, since he claims me on his taxes…

sigh [/b]

Hah I got you beat, because my old job screwed me over I owe $500 in taxes. Yippie…blink blink :hyperven:

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Well, if it was your money to begin with, and since you are old you have to pay taxes, you are really just hanging onto the small shreads of hope you have left since I don’t have to pay taxes on the money I have :stuck_out_tongue:

Oh, and don’t use viagra and sex toys. Certain ones are hard to get off okok

:kissy:

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We’re supposed to get 'bout $3,000+ back.

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Move to Norway. Here they come prefilled, all you have to do is proof check.
REALLY? Norway, here I come!!!

Yeah, I’m 17 and I filed taxes this year. I’m getting about $71.60 back. I have no clue how much my parents get back, but I bet it’s going to be a lot.

My responce “Your still in high school” he told me to fuck off and moped off in the rain.
Man, I’m younger than some of the people who have done the same to me, I laugh and reply with the same response. You don’t have to be old for that either, just in college. (I love being me :yipee: )

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Well i dont do taxes but i already hate them,why?because i see people getting like 3000$ back,when i live in a family of five with only one source of income and only getting like 100$ back.

Sorry about that i needed to get it out of my system.

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I’d like to pay taxes… sighs

It’s like my grandma says: I love paying taxes because it means I make enough to pay taxes.

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Originally posted by Bing
[b]REALLY? Norway, here I come!!!
[b]

Yes, really.
But that proofcheck is mega important, because if they’ve made a mistake and you haven’t corrected it: It’s your mistake.