Who likes tits?

HAH! You thought this was gonna be about melons didn’t you??? I bet you feel pretty fucking stupid now!!!1

From my experience, dames are nothing but trouble, even if they have gams that won’t quit.

And by gams I mean legs, I’ve alwasy been a leg man, and the ones that don’t quit are my weakness. That’s a problem in my line of buisness, the name is Nick Malone, and I’m professional snoop. When you need the scoop on someone who did ya no good, I’m the man you come to.

Dames? I don’t know what you’re talking about, but here’s a Great Tit:

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Listen kid, I don’t know what you’re getting at, but where I come from, we string guys like you up by their toes. You keep up with the hoopla kid, and you’re going to hear the star spangled banner from the five finger quintet.

Listen, BITCH, you’d best be shuttin yo FACE, fo’ I drop plates on yo ass ya rootin tootin BIATCH!!!

Nick Malone would take you down, Hades.

Mr. Malone thinks he’s better than he actually is. I have insiders, on the inside. He’s at my mercy.

Hey, if Nick Malone can get my postcount back, he can do about anything.

Just give him a night to write something…

I need someone to hug me everday.

And a week to correct spelling and grammatical errors.

Will this thread be locked or deleted?

Old mystrery movies were never that good.

“Droppin’ Plates” by Disturbed

Wew Here we go again, get up
A little somethin’ for your earhole, get up
baring a part of my soul again, get up
Disturbed in the house, were droppin’ plates

You said it couldn’t be done
Told me that it’s the kind of battle
That just couldn’t be won, you know
You’re too sick, too hard, too fucked in the head
You’ll never make it, no, not in this lifetime
Well guess again my friend
Don’t act suprised
We got the bass drum kick
That will blow out your eyes
Cause when you hear this shit
You’ll get to steppin’
Gonna fight the war
And use my music as a weapon

You know I’m talkin’ bout Recognition
You know I’m talkin’ bout Vindication

Another goddamn slap in the face
Don’t wanna give us a place
Are you afraid?

Well fear this,
Cause I’m breakin’ through the walls of your nightmare
Wake up time to die
The way I’m livin’ there is no compromising it
Better get ready for
Another suprise and it may leave a mark
Beacause I’m coming fast
Plantin’ thoughts in your mind
And droppin’ plates on your ass

Well here I come
I’m droppin’ plates on your ass

Well here I come
I’m droppin’ plates on your ass bitch
You never mind and you don’t need this
Well here I come
I’m droppin plates on your ass bitch
You never mind and you don’t need

Well on your mark, here we go again
Well never mind cause you’re not number one
You’re too hard and from the other side
I think it’s time to bring it home again
Right to me

I’m only posting here since three people in this thread have Suikoden avatars, so I might as well join in.
looks for a more clearer one though

As soon as I saw you reply Sohee, I had to come in and ask. I KNEW she looked familiar. Who is your avatar?! She’s fine. She reminds me of Nel from Star Ocean 3, only more feminine.

Ameria, from Suikoden 4. She’s an extremely minor character, though. (One of the “You’re fighting evil? Let me join!” people that’s just there to fill in the 108 stars.)

Yeah, I was looking at character portraits today, and I knew she had to be from 3 or 4. Cool stuff.

Speaking of portraits, what do you both think of the main character in 4? Personaly, I think he has the looks of a damn wiener kid. I mean, his shorts are just a little to short for my tastes.

She’s one of the better people in battle though, in a kind of dumb way. See, in the first two games, the hero was one of the best people to use. (Suiko3 has three heroes so I’m counting it out, although the hero should be Thomas, since he’s the Tenkai star. Anyway…) Now in Suiko4, the hero’s not so good. Ameria, in fact, kicks the hero’s ass in any offensive stat (Attack, Magic, Luck, Skill), and also gets three rune slots. (The hero as usual is forced to have one rune.) Basically, there are a lot of people who kick the hero’s ass stat-wise, Ameria does especially though, which kinda sucks for the poor hero.

And yeah, the hero looks so dorky. But until you’ve seen him in action, you don’t know how dorky. His running animation looks like he has a stick shoved way too far up a place it shouldn’t be shoved, it’s hilarious to watch.

Apparently S4 is lacking all around, not just in the character designs.