So. shitty movie:

Will that really matter much? I mean, he’ll be behind you all the way.

Also, I’m not sure if this was covered, but do we have any sort of lubricant, too?

Anal is alright, but you NEVER go ass to mouth!

Hahha!

“Sometimes it’s ok, in the heat of the passion.”

I’ll accept someone putting “passion” fruit up my rear, that’s okay then.

Actually I just remembered that in the course of 15 years I’ve had TWO colonoscopies (where they put the camera all the way up your butt, and the first time I wasn’t given any medication for it at all, so that being said, I really am NOT an anal virgin at all!

What does the monster look like and how does he kill virgins?

The monster looks like something from a nasty Acid Trip, and kills you either with fire breath or acid spit. (the chemical acid, not the drug.)

Ok then I would try to kill him.I do not like fire…Does the acid melt stuff quickly?

The drug would be equally as scary, I think.

Me too. =o

:kissy:

I’d lose my virginity when I skullfucked the first bastard who came into that room. Hopefully it would be a monster, but whatever.
Oh, and what about girls? If they were all girls, wouldn’t htey lose their tongue virginity or something instead of anal? Or did they all just happen to have ‘toys’ with them in the room by movie magic?

Is this turning into a horror/porno movie script or something? Well, more like outline, but still.

You mean all girls don’t just carry strap-on dicks in their purses?

I have been <i>lied to</i>.

I am SO tempted to sig that.

Oh snap. Life has been cruel, hasn’t it?

I’m giving in and doing it.