Grow some hair, jarhead!
That was my first thought when I saw you made a thread about it in isolation of other threads on the topic.
I haven’t been mistaken for a girl in years, though back when I was younger, it was so damn common. (Note: Please don’t make any wisecracks about ‘pretending to be a girl.’ This is different, can we keep it that way?)
And there’s no damn way my hair could ever get me a girl. The only way to describe my hair is “mullet”. With hair thick enough to break combos, and is likely to go bald early in life due to some cosmic joke God has planned for me. So what you got is a freaky, unkempt “Mountain Man of the 80’s” look. Not exactly something to get you a date on Friday Night, now is it?
You could always find the girls who enjoy redneck fucks beating them.
Not saying you do that, it’s just the look you’d have.
C-C-C-C-C-COMB BREAKER!
Oh jesus. I read that at first too. I was like “WTF oh.”
I think val should change it to combos just for how awesome it sounds compared to combs.
80-hit comb!
SUPREEEEEM VIKK-TRY!!!
But yeah, like Sin said…if you can DO long hair, it’s cool, and if you can’t, oh well. I used to have long hair, and even though I still think my hair was waaaaaaaay prettier than Sin’s,
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It didn’t look GOOD on me at all, and
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It was such a fucking bitch to take care of cos it was so thin. I could comb it so straight that I looked like a sexually ambiguous anime character, and thirty minutes later, there would be a huge rest’s nest in it.
So, in conclusion:
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If you don’t care, just do what you like. Maybe you like long hair. Have it at.
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If you DO care, go with what works. Long hair works for Sin, and trendy, metrosexual haircuts work for SG. Shit happens.
Hotohori! :D~~
…and rock on with your trendy metrosexual haircuts, SG. You know I love it! 
I go for a cross between a hedgehog and devilock. Which has its ups and downs. On one hand, it requires less work than most people’s hair; I put gell on my hand and mess my hair up, and it falls into place. On that same hand, nobody fucks with me at school or at shows. Ever. (I think it’s the Yakuza logic of anybody with a certain degree of poor fashion can obviously kick the shit out of you) On the downside, it’s like a babe magnet, only of the same polarization of the babe, thus repelling her.
(I really honest to God do have this haircut now, and I really honest to God can part hallways in both good and bad ways with it.)
I think Hades is confused.
Sin’s hair rocks.
Sin’s hair on Hades doesn’t. There’s a big difference. 
You look weird
I have long hair, but that’s only because I like my hair long, rather than short. I’ll probably get a haircut one day, but not anytime soon. Plus, it’s really awesome to headbang with long hair! although it gets kind of annoying when hair gets stuck in my mouth, or when it touches my fretboard when i’m playing the guitar.
I’ve been called a girl countless times though, and mistaken for one. I’m willing to bet it has to do with my height aswell as my hair length. hahaha a couple weeks ago when I got on the skytrain after hanging out with my girlfriend, one person was like “whoa I thought you were a chick. I was wondering why that girl was kissing another girl…”. It gets annoying, but I find the majority of people annoying already, so whatever, throw another reason on the list then!
The only annoyances I have with my hair is when it hits my eyes when I’m trying to play, and when people make overly stupid comments. I’m talking so stupid you just want to rip their face off with their own detached jawbone.
Done!
My hair has a perpetual just-rolled-out-of-bed look, regardless of how long it’s been since I rolled out of bed. There’s not a damn thing I can do about it, so I just get it cut short when I get a haircut, not that it lasts.
My hair went past my shoulders for a while. It was straight near the roots, just because of the weight of the hair, but the bottom was wavier. Occasionally I’d go without shaving for a few days, so I looked like an Anglo-Saxon barbarian. I really wish I had taken a picture in a loincloth wielding a battle-axe.
Heh. I had some dude tell me once “the ladies bathroom is over there… oops! sorry!” coming out of a bathroom at the movie theatre once. I’ve gotten a few other instances like that too. I find them more funny than anything else, but it can be a little embarassing for a little bit, yeah.
Yeah, I think that’s why I almost never shave anymore. Growing the beard out cuts down on most of the gender confusion.
Aww hades. You poor, delusional boy. <3
sits on hands to keep from making a highly inappropriate comment
So I’ll just nod along with DT. Shinigami? Pff. Your title is Delusion. :kissy: