Uh… o_o
Your rhyme scheme is slightly fucked up
if you don’t want to look like a shmuck
I suggest you go pee
And leave the rhyming to me
cause I know how to do it, thumbs up! ;D
If you say so, babe.
I think you’re jealous again,
but say what you will. 
Oh!
An answer that I had expected.
But really now honey, don’t sweat it:
what I say is right,
but something you don’t quite like.
It’s not jealousy; I don’t feel affected.
Regarding that [STRIKE]sexy[/STRIKE] horrible person: Trillian.
Trillian’s lack of ethics has become so flagrant that it merits your complete attention. What follows is a call to action for those of us who care – a large enough number to bring strength to our families, power to our nation, and health to our cities. Did it ever occur to her that I have absolutely nothing in common with her? That’s the question that perplexes me the most, because if she can overawe and befuddle a sufficient number of prominent individuals, then it will become virtually impossible for anyone to mention a bit about self-righteous scrubs such as Trillian. One doesn’t need a finely developed sense of irony to note that once one begins thinking about free speech, about condescending meatheads who use ostracism and public opinion to prevent the airing of views contrary to their own bestial beliefs, one realizes that her goal is to make widespread accusations and insinuations without having the facts to back them up. How logorrheic is that? How yawping? How discourteous?
Please forgive the following sermon, but it can’t be avoided in this discussion: I, not being one of the many pernicious, prurient champions of deceit, lies, theft, plunder, and rapine of this world, would be grateful if Trillian would take a little time from her rigorous schedule to pave the way for people of every sex, race, and socioeconomic status to fulfill their own spiritual destiny. Of course, pigs will grow wings and fly before that ever happens. I see two problems with her recommendations on a very fundamental level. First, it’s time for her to stop her systematic assault on religious freedom. And second, her antics are so exact in their scheme, so comprehensive in their scope, that salacious, improvident palookas have adopted and embraced them verbatim ac litteratim. To pretend otherwise is nothing but hypocrisy and unwillingness to face the more unpleasant realities of life. Who among you reading these words is not moved to take steps toward creating an inclusive society free of attitudinal barriers? Anyway, I hope I’ve made my point, which is that as commonly encountered, pretentious, nasty mendicants lack any of the qualities that mark the civilized person, like courage, dignity, incorruptibility, ease, and confidence.
…Predict ME, why don’tcha?
NOCTURNAL EMISSION, WOO!
Didja expect that?
This has turned from an anti-rpg staffer thread into an intergalactic freestyle haiku/limerick battle. this should be interesting.
Now the time has come
For the one true Big Dizzy
To rock the Hizzy
My haiku is mean
and by mean, I mean Badass
Untouchable shit
I didn’t mean that
I just said that for some laughs
To the few that do
that last one didn’t
make any sense at all, mate
but fuck it, who cares
I’m just posting some
Haikus from the top of my
Alcohol filled head
I am going to
Drink my second glass of the
Guinness extra stout
I’ve also had two
glasses of budweiser, too
I’m drunker than you
SG:
A special of mine is prediction!
It’s all in what people call “diction”.
Predicting what you say is easy:
one half is mainly just sleazy
and the rest of it nothing but fiction.
For the record; I know the third and forth line weren’t limerick- like but I dont care
Come on, Big Dizzy!
This is between me and her!
Butt out, poopyhead 
DT:
Be that as it may,
Your limerick is way messed up.
Rhyme Scheme, you had said?
Sorry, I’m drunk, just had the urge
(I know it is, note the disclaimer. :P)
At least I <i>know</i> when I’m wrong, write me a letter!
But why on earth should I do better?
this alone will suffice,
I’ll stay cold as ice!
And your remains will be nothing but splatter. }|>
The only reason
is because you critiqued mine,
but you messed up too
Don’t you dare and attack my perfection!
My immortality is never a question.
I know I kick ass
and one should never harass
the beauty of your misconception.
cough
I get defensive.
Forgive me, you’re doing great. 
But, your wording’s weird 
You see, it’s all just a trick:
the Irish were drunk like a brick
their wording was crappy,
their thinking was sappy-
so they just called their babbling “Limerick”!
Oh, now I get it!
Your words, though funky and weird,
Contain much wisdom
(…but not the Irish :P)
Wisdom? No, I’m not really thinking
The Limericks keep sinking and sinking.
It’s merely protest
to the haiku’s pest
But whatever I do, they won’t be shrinking!
A duel was what you
wanted; however if you
want to resign, sure.
this has nothing to do with SG and DT’s duel, but I’m posting it anyway
I drank too much beer
Now it’s time for me to smoke
a cig before I sleep.
I don’t think you’re quite getting my point.
I was just protesting, jeez, it’s no kabloint!
And slowly but steady,
I’m getting sick of rhymingeddy,
you might notice my rhymes are just shmoint.
(effort? whuzzat?)
…This one’s just too easy.
I’m a gentleMAN, I’ll leave
you with dignity.