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<tr><td><font size=‘1’ face=‘Arial’>We’re a band of vicious pirates!
A sailin’ out to sea.
When you hear our gentle singing…
You’ll be sure to turn and flee!
We’re a club of tuneful rovers!
We can sing in every clef!
We can even hit the high notes!
It’s just too bad we’re tone deaf!
A pirate I was meant to be!
Trim the sails and roam the sea!
We’re thieving balladeers.
A gang of cutthroat mugs.
To fight us off ye don’t need guns!
Just really good ear plugs!
A pirate I was meant to be!
Trim the sails and roam the sea!
We’ll fight you in the harbor.
We’ll battle you on land.
But when you meet singing pirates…
They’ll be more than you can stand.</font></td><td><font size=‘1’ face=‘Arial’>We’re a pack a’ scurvy sea dogs.
Have we pity? Not a dram!
We all eat roasted garlic…
…then sing from the diaphragm!
A pirate I was meant to be!
Trim the sails and roam the sea!
If ye try ta fight us…
…you will get a nasty whackin’!
If ya disrespect our singing’…
…we will feed ya to a kraken!
A pirate I was meant to be!
Trim the sails and roam the sea!
We’re troublesome corsairs!
And we’ve come to steal your treasures!
We would shoot you on the downbeat…
…but we have to rest five measures.
A pirate I was meant to be!
Trim the sails and roam the sea!</font></td></tr></table>
I took the liberty of fixing it for you, and I apologize in advance if messing up tables is what you intended -Cless