Shrimp

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As some of you may know, I am a part time fishmonger. I took home a bag of shrimp from work, or rather JUST the bag because I found it fucking hilarious:

"TIGER BAY SHRIMP

SHRIMP IS GOOD FOOD

MAKES A GOOD MEAL

Headless Shell-on Easy Peel Raw White Shrimp

SHRIMP IS A PARTY IN A BAG!"

On the back:

"Top 10 reasons to eat
Tiger Bay Shrimp

  1. It tastes good.
  2. It is good food.
  3. Your friends will like it.
  4. Your friends will like you better.
  5. People are better looking when they eat shrimp.
  6. Shrimp makes an average party that much better.
  7. You will never have leftovers after a party. (But you might run out)
  8. You can impress people with your sense of style.
  9. Most famous people have eaten shrimp at least once.
  10. You can take credit for catching them yourself."

Oh Shrimp company, you’re so naive…

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And thus, the idea of “The Top 10 Reasons To Close This Thread” began :stuck_out_tongue:

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Anyway, like I was sayin’, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that’s about it.

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I can’t help but laugh out loud at reason #5.

“Oh honey, you look SO much hotter with that shrimp tail stuck between your teeth!”

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That is hilarious :stuck_out_tongue:

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Shrimp is one of my favorite foods. Am getting hungry.

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Originally posted by Neiru_3
Shrimp is one of my favorite foods. Am getting hungry.
What a coincidence. newbie is my favorite food!

RIPS NEIRUS FACE OFF AND EATS IT!!!
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I see, I’d better try shrimp then.

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Unfunniest Penny Arcade ever. :noway:

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I can’t stand shrimps. I can’t stand the smell of shrimps. And I can’t stand people who serve shrimps in parties.

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Poor Wilfredo… does he find it the LEAST funniest or just in absence of hilarity?

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Shrimp Party!

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Originally posted by Mercenary09
Poor Wilfredo… does he find it the LEAST funniest or just in absence of hilarity?

To be honest, I find most PAs annoying and unfunny. This was just worse than the usual.

BUT, I realize that humor is strictly a matter of personal taste, so I’m sure many people enjoy it, so more power to them.

Hey, my Tarot card said I have to be fair!
:mwahaha:

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:hahaha; :hahaha; :hahaha;

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I got a Shrinp Dip Feast on my birthday, along with a ton of other stuff we ate and drink (multiplayer Double Dash after Stella is fun), which was basdically a HEEOOGE pile of shrimp and a Med Dip in a tub in the centre. Soooooo nice. Shrimp pwn.

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Originally posted by Wilfredo Martinez
[b]To be honest, I find most PAs annoying and unfunny. This was just worse than the usual.

BUT, I realize that humor is strictly a matter of personal taste, so I’m sure many people enjoy it, so more power to them.

Hey, my Tarot card said I have to be fair!
:mwahaha: [/b]

You and your tarot sarcasm! :stuck_out_tongue:

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I’m a KING PRAWN! okkkk