Seeeeee... men!

You should stop talking badly about the thread, Mercenary9 is trying to teach you something very important in an innovative way: One drop of semen can make a girl pregnant, keep it clothed.

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Who would win?

:thud: :thud: :thud:

What fucked up anime is that, anyway?

“That Anime” is a (softcore) hentai anime called The Elven Bride. And it’s actually watchable, with nothing TOO nasty put in there, (UROTSUKIDOJI) and to say it honestly:

My first hentai film. But not the last.

Wise words there. But our hero accidentally just tightened a cord around ‘it’ instead of using a proper piece of equipment, namely, the rubber- Who knows, what kinds of STDs you could get from a harpy, hmm?

Oh, and reason I posted that were because out of it… that was unexpected, funny and informing all in the same consecutive moments. And expected, most of you threw blasphemy my way… and the edging away and yad-ay-ya… I just thought it funny, and shared it since I post rarely and post whatever I feel to bring to public attention for one moment.

Why does the fact that Maba know exactly where that is from not surprise me in the slightest? :stuck_out_tongue:

What are you talking about Maba? UROTSUKIDOJI was perfectly watchable, hell I have it on DVD (Ask TD why :P) under my “Weird Anime” section :stuck_out_tongue:

UROTSUKIDOJI was quite possibly the funniest hentai I have ever seen :stuck_out_tongue:

Kids, say no to drugs.

No no no no no non on on non on on no non on no no no no non on on non no non on, Sin!

Originally posted by Shalcar
[b]What are you talking about Maba? UROTSUKIDOJI was perfectly watchable, hell I have it on DVD (Ask TD why :P) under my “Weird Anime” section :stuck_out_tongue:

UROTSUKIDOJI was quite possibly the funniest hentai I have ever seen :stuck_out_tongue: [/b]

If UROTSUKIDOJI was watchable then what ISN’T? I mean, there was a demon-like guy raping a girl with his TONGUE! And the saddest part was that it wasn’t supposed to be a Hentai Anime.

head explodes

SomethingAwful.com is right: The internet does make you stupid. I can feel my brains getting sucked out right now!

The fact that this thread has reached two pages both boggles and dissappoints me.

Originally posted by Yar Kramer
SomethingAwful.com is right: The internet does make you stupid. I can feel my brains getting sucked out right now!

pokes his brain

Originally posted by Shalcar
[b]What are you talking about Maba? UROTSUKIDOJI was perfectly watchable, hell I have it on DVD (Ask TD why :P) under my “Weird Anime” section :stuck_out_tongue:

UROTSUKIDOJI was quite possibly the funniest hentai I have ever seen :stuck_out_tongue: [/b]

I’ll assume yours is not “The Return of the Overdemon”-version.

The reason stuff doesn’t really freak me out is because I saw it on a german satellite channel when I was liek, 12-13…

(And I have it on VHS. Some local chain had it, Adventure Duo, Plastic Little and Macross Plus in a 5$ über-sale. Picked up the 4-part Urotsu and PL…)

Dude, that show was my first hentai, and almost my first porn :stuck_out_tongue:
(UROTSUKIDOJI, I mean)

Originally posted by Alyx
pokes his brain

[pokes Alyx’s brain … with the Pink WEAPON!]

Originally posted by Yar Kramer
[pokes Alyx’s brain … with the Pink WEAPON!]

Oh great, that thing is back. Next he’s gonna draw Elsydeon * Runs away as fast as possible *

Originally posted by Yar Kramer
[pokes Alyx’s brain … with the Pink WEAPON!]

:enguard: [ stabs Yar with a spork]

What? How can you people watch UROTSUKIDOJI like its nothing? “Ho Hum, another borning afternoon, and how! Hmm, i do believe ill watch an anime about rape!”

Urotsukidoji freaked the hell out of me when i saw it…the monster part at least. Heh. Didnt mind the normal bits >> <<