http://www.progressquest.com
Go play this, it’s right up your alley.
Certainly the lol of the moment.
Nothing beats punching bunnies to death under the guise of a talking robotic pony monk.
Damn… I was expecting a game.
It is a game, just it plays itself for you 
I’ve had it minimized for hours… I’m a level 3 crested dwarven fighter/organist wielding a -2 Long Iron and a garbage can lid.
I love how all the forum peoples for that website are cleverly sarcastic about this game.
Ahh…such best. <3
P.S. And for those who’ve tried to order “Progress Quest for Dummies” but haven’t recieved it through snail-mail, here’s some Gamefaqs for ya!
Nice name and race 
That’s the point
I’m gonna leave mine running 24/7, see how long it takes for me to be dominating!
I have a headstart.
All five of my PQ people are level 5 or higher
Plus, my mom doesn’t know anything about computers. I’ll just tell her I put it in super ultra safe mode or something. Should lemme keep it on long enough to get somewhere.
I’ve been running it a day and a half and i’m at level 30.
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P.S. And this is why I don’t like pudding so much…
Can I shrine it?
You guys are weak! You are no match to my Level 42 Half-Man Robot Monk!!!
Name:Sol
Race: Half Orc
Class: Bastard Lunatic
Level: 17 at the moment.
This gam3 iz teh b3st ev0hr