For songs for me to write.
Makes no reference to any past events
but you’re not barney any more…
It’s not really the same without that. 
-Mazrim Taim
There.
I’m feeling inventive. Make it an intermediate one ;p
Sing a song about hedgehogs and/or porcupines…
-Mazrim Taim
Better yet make a song about me 
Originally posted by Mazrim Taim
[b]Sing a song about hedgehogs and/or porcupines…-Mazrim Taim [/b]
Hedgehogs
Oh hedgehogs
All in my bushes.
Stay outta my bushes.
Originally posted by SonicBomber
Better yet make a song about me
I just made one about a hedgehog… soooooo
Explosions in previously said bushes…
Ohhhh
Explosions in those bushes.
I SAID STAY OUT OF MY BUSHES!
Sing a song about me sniffing cocaine!
Shin is a coke head
Shin is a coke head
Yes he his… Yes he is
Line after line he sniffs it
Line after line he sniffs it
It’s not going up his nose
No no
He takes his cocaine
A-nal-y
(aaaaaa-naalllll-yyyyy)
Spoken by different people:
I don’t like the sound of that!
How does he do that?
What the hell?
Sung:
Hoooooooooooooooow does he do it
You may ask
He does it by
song abrubtly ends
That was beautiful…
Here are a few songs I made previously:
Val: says something about sado/masochism
Why that’s a big word, missy.
Let’s sing a song about it to teach the others!
I’m a sado/masochist yes I am.
Pain means nothing to me
nooooo ma’am
You shove a knife into me
I don’t squirm!
I just sit there and love you!
Shin: Sing me a song about ham!
I’m a ham eater, yes I am
It’s not kosher, but I don’t care
I like to fry it and have it with a clam
Don’t eat it raw, don’t you dare
You don’t want a disease
Just cook it to put your mind at ease
roasts a ham on the bonfire
Val: Song about safe sex
Keep it in your pants
Keep it in your pants
You heard me right
I said
Keep it in your pants
You don’t want a kid
You don’t want a disease
Even if you keep it hid
You still could get a VD
Keep it in your pants
Keep it in your pants
You heard me right
I said
Keep it in your pants
It could break
It could squeeze
But for real
You could get a disease!
Bahamut Xero: bites off steve’s head and calls him non-evil
I’m Bahamut Xero
Yes I am
I like eating heads
Oh yum yum yam!
I say Steve isn’t very evil
But I know
I’m just a weevil
When compared to the snow
(That he walks on)
When he goes
To the park
To the school
To the house
To the MOON!
jumps around like there’s a spaceship blasting off with him in it
Urk: asks for a song about the old country
Ohhhhhhh
Aye dee die dee die dee die dee aye dee aye dee aye
I once was a shoes salesman
(Iiiiiiin the old country) <-- Sung by a background chorus
I had a large shop
(Iiiiiiin the old country)
It had MANY shoes
(Iiiiiiin the old country)
They fit many a foot
Big
Small
Fat
Tall
(Iiiiiiin the old country)
One day a large man came to my shop
(Iiiiiiin the old country)
He asked for a pair of loafers
(Frooooom the old country)
His feet, they were large
(Smeellllllled like the old country. Peee yewwww)
He told of the wars
(Iiiiiiin the old country)
I said ‘Sir, we’ve had no wars!’
(Iiiiiiin the old country)
He grabbed the shoes, and ran
(Iiiiiiin the old country)
Yes kids. Stealing is bad!
Especially in the old country!
Urk: asks for a song about RUSSIA instead
< heavy accent >
In Mother Russia
You no sing song
Song sing you.
walks away without saying anything more
< /heavy accent >
Val: says I wouldn’t do a song about impotence
I was once a man
Yes I was
I once had dignity
Hot diggity
Then everything changed
(Oh no!) <-- Feminine chorus
I couldn’t procreate
(Oh my!)
My wife was mad
My dad was sad
My mom?
She was glad!
Sing a song about spontaneous combustion.
One day I was a-walkin’
A-walkin’ down the street
I hit a little bump
A-walkin’ down the street
My knee gave way
My head did sway
Oh!
I caught on fire 
Requests a song on catgirls and love
Catgirls love ya
Catgirls hug ya
But watch out
They might cut ya
That’s riiiiiight
I had one catgirl
She loved me night and day
She especially loved when she’d twirl
Her love, it did not sway
Then it came to pass
That she did not like my ass
She brandished those claws
And my heart seemed to pause
I looked into her eyes
She smiled, to my surprise
It was short lived
I got gibbed 
Now do one on Genome Jerome, my Garden Gnome with a hook for a right hand!
Oooh! Do one about randomly exploding vegatables!
Originally posted by Valkyrie Esker
Genome Jerome was his name
Garden Gnoming was his game
With a hook for a right hand
He played triangle in the band
He had fun on friday
He got drunk on martinis
He found a few bikinis
And ended up admitting he was gay
Now he sits at home
His hubbie’s name is, Jerome
They drink friday nights
and give people frights
Then they head home
And finally, all alone
Go to bed
In val’s yard
Originally posted by GG Crono 4
Oooh! Do one about randomly exploding vegatables!
Spoken:
Hey!
What’s that?
It’s an exploding vegetable! gasp
Sung:
Ohh
Boh boh hoo
Boh boh hoo
Boh boh hoo
Ohh
Doo dee doo dee dooooo
I walk along the highways
Along all of the biways
Avoiding the flying pulp
It started a few weeks ago
That’s where this song is from, y’know?
The garden
Of exploding
Vegetables
That’s right
The garden
Of exploding
Vegetables
Ohhh
They started a few weeks ago
Just like I said, y’know?
They started
In the garden
Of exploding
Vegetables
They fly through the air
Causing mayhem and despair
Yet no one knows just why
They decide to be so… high
The pulp it flies
(To my surprise)
Straight into their… eyes.
NO, NO NO! Too much Barney, make it stop!
Cool songs though!
Make one about me, then any random person at rpgc.
How about a song of Henry the happy bladder!