I think short would be good… and lose the flower, I don’t really think it suits you. 
Uh, shut up doesn’t start with a c. Unless you’re a fucking commie who can’t spell, in which case it starts with a cx. But it should be a w. Illiterate Pinko.
Bald it… chicks dig the smooth head… it brings good fortune.
It works.
Yeah, it’s way better than before. You remind me of someone I know, but I can’t pinpoint who.
Yikes how old are you? I couldn’t imagine balding at my age and I’m probably not much older if I am older.
You did a good job on cutting it though… I personally think it looks silly to have long hair but balding at the same time. And there are plenty of shredders out there with little to no hair.
you got something on your forehead