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http://www.1up.com/do/gameOverview?cId=3157253

Pretty much at the same level than the “Drug Dealer” game. People were playing it all the time on their cell in my classes a couple of years ago.

Am I the only one who thinks it’s ironic that the game maker is called “Handy” games ? :stuck_out_tongue:

Cell phones? Man, try the drug dealer game people were playing on TI-83s like 10 years ago. Middle school represent.

Right. And look what you’ve grown up into now.

Actually, now that you mention it, they weren’t playing on cell phones, but on some other handheld thing that I can’t remember. Not like it’s important and relevant anyway. >.>

Well, my school had Poopwars instead of Drugwars. So I grew up to be a fine, adjusted individual. Unlike you French Canadians.

Drug Wars is FUN. >___> Seriously, you should try it out, its a pretty good game beyond the fact that you know, you have to hustle cocaine.

The most important lesson of senior-year study hall was, if you’re going to sell drugs, do it right after there’s a major drug bust. The addicts will pay anything and you’re less likely to get caught.

Um, I was in high school, and I played DrugWar on my TI-85, beeyotch. Represent.

… oh, God, this is sad. My reunion is supposed to be this summer. Excuse me while I hide away.

We didn’t use TI-85s because we weren’t NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS.

Yeah, Drug Wars back on the old TI-82 calculator was fun to play during class. I remember there was a also a Final Fantasy game for it which was pretty neat and fun.

Oh man, the only reason I got a C+ in my Precalculus class sophomore year of high school was Phoenix - a really fun top-down shooter on my TI-83+.

But yeah, this game… it has universally awful ratings, but a ridiculously high traffic rate on 1up, based on the link. I think it’s mostly selling the concept rather than any good gameplay features.

You think so?

we had phoenix on our calculators. Badass shooter with powerups and everything

I was thinking that. And its’ a simulation. Hardy har.