Here’s a direct transcript of the press release…
I could fucking scream out loud with excitement right now.
…I should probably get my hands on those Phoenix Wright games…
Anyone point me in the right direction?
Ebay. EBGames. Etc.
And yeah, there have already been many of them produced. They’re just waiting to be translated.
Oh, wait, no objections here. I still need to play the other Phoenix Wright games, but it seems awesome.
I think I found the one objection to rule them all.