One of the signs of the Apocalypse is upon us.

… You’re expecting a good story in a Duke Nukem game.

That’s like expecting a Sonic the Hedgehog game to have a deep, immersive storyline with serious, angsty characters and … oh wait.

Hell, that’s like expecting a Sonic game to be good in any sense.

I dunno, the Genesis games were pretty good right up until Sonic 3D Blast …

Exactly, and those were what, 13 or 14 years ago?

Sound about right.

Sonic Rush for the DS was good, I suppose, though I don’t really like the Sonic gameplay, apart from the first ones (Say Sonic for Genesis and the MS games).

Really only the first two games plus CD and Rush were really any good. 3 was gimped. And all the others were made in three-d.

That said,

Originally Posted by Yar Kramer
That’s like expecting a Sonic the Hedgehog game to have a deep, immersive storyline with serious, angsty characters and … oh wait.

While not a game, the Sat AM TV series didn’t entirely suck if I recall correctly.

The part where you hold right, right? >_>;

Zactly, but Sonic Team doesn’t know how to do it.