I read today in the Weekly World News that the world’s largest cat was going on a low-carb diet! The front page said it was going on the “Atkitty’s” diet! HAHAHA!
I hope that it loses enough weight, poor kitty. =(
…you know the weekly world news lies, right?
GARFIELD!!!
NOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOO! OH GOD! DON’T TELL ME THE TAAAABLOIDS ARE LYING TO ME! ;_;
yeah man, that cat isnt on a diet.
Let me guess, it can’t move without human help.
How old and how fat anyway? The cat I mean.
The tabloids… they’re like… the gospel. holds them close They don’t lie!! ;;;
;p
I looked it up, there is NO “Atkitty’s” diet!
Wow…that’s all I can say about all this. Wow. shakes head in disgust
I saw a headline a coupla days ago that said the world’s fattest cat hit 80 pounds.
Dunno if it’s the same one tho. 
I saw a WWN article a while back about a man from texas that weighed two tons and ate 50 beef steaks a day.
Is it the same world’s largest cat that the 600 pound woman sat on?
Someone sat on the poor kitty? ;_;
It was in a tabloid, I think it was the WWN, a couple months ago.
The headline was something like “600 lb woman adopts world’s fattest cat… and sits on it! Meeouch!”
That was you. :hahaha;
Tabloid titles.
Aren’t they great?
Tabloids are an example of how people will do anything to make a buck. Sure, they may be amusing to read sometimes, but I just think they’re waste of money, trees, and human resources.
Just to follow up on what I said earlier, I saw the WWN again today, it said the cat weighed 80 pounds and that it’s going on the “Catkins Diet.” El-oh-freakin-el.
Tabloids don’t lie! How else would we know that Oprah is actually a man, Bill Clinton has two penises and that a few years back Michael Jackson’s nose was falling off?