OH JOY!

Do they think I’m stupid or something?

THE HONOURABLE WINNER
SUNSWEETWIN LOTTO PROMO DUMENSTRAAT B56, 1002BS AMSTERDAM,
THE NETHERLANDS.

FROM: THE DESK OF THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER,
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT,
REF: OYL /26510460037/02
BATCH: 24/00319/IPD
ATTENTION:
RE/ AWARD NOTIFICATION; FINAL NOTICE
We are pleased to inform you of the announcement today, 9th of
April 2004, of winners of the our promo lotto? via: SUNSWEETWIN
LOTTERY PROMO,
THE NETHERLANDS INTERNATIONAL PROGRAMS held on 12th of January
2004. Your company, is attached to ticket number 023-0148-790-459,
with serialnumber 5073-11 drew the lucky numbers 43-11-44-37- 10-43,
and consequently won the lottery in the 3rd category.
You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of
US$1,200.000.00 in cash credited to file REF NO.
OYL/25041238013/02.

This is from total prize money of US$80,400,000.00 shared among
the seventeen international winners in this category. All
participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn
form 25,000 names from Australia, New Zealand, America, Europe, North
America, Africa and Asia as part of International Promotions Program,
which is conducted
annually.

CONGRATULATIONS!

Your fund is now deposited with a Security company insured in
your name. Due to the mix up of some numbers and names, we ask
that you keep this award strictly from public notice until your
claim has been processed and your money remitted to your account.
This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or
unscrupulous acts by participants of this program.
We hope with a part of you prize, you will participate in our end
of year high stakes US$1.3 billion International Lottery. To
begin your claim, you will be given a form to complete and return
to our office and then you will need to notorize your won prize
at the high court down here, please contact your claim agent; Ms
RUTH VAN BRENDA via this mail address:ruthvanbrenda@didamail.com

FOREIGN SERVICE MANAGER,
RAYMOND CROSSROAD, AMSTERDAM,
For due processing and remittance of your prize money to a
designated account of your choice. Remember, all prize money must
be claimed not later than 20th Of April 2004. After this date,
all funds will be returned as uncleared.
NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications,
please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in
every one of your correspondences with your agent. Furthermore,
should there be any change of your address, do inform your claims
agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations again from all our staff and thank you for being
part of four promotions program.

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N.B. Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the
winners will result to disqualification.

Yours sincerely,

Ms. Anke Strada
for:SUNSWEETWIN PROMO LOTTO

…I am not even going to ask. :fungah:

Dude, way to go! :stuck_out_tongue:

Neato.
Just not.

And everyone knows that Deutch lotteries don’t lot out money: They lot out grass and hookers!

I wonder how many people they have tried this on. And how many have fallen for it. That is just so lame.

CONGRATURATION

Yes, they do.

You must be the luckiest guy in the continent, Loki. :stuck_out_tongue:

A WINNER IS YOU!