YOU CAME AND YOU CRABED UP MY CRABBERSON
AND THEN YOU CRAAABBEDDDD IT ALL AWAY
AND I LOVED YOU
I LOVED YOU
I once ate a crab, it tasted bad and later I found out it was part of the communist red tide. Then I was attacked by flying bananas riding on deep sea crabs as I sprawled out in the middle of the street. I later woke in hospital and then the elephant on call told me that communist crabs are often filled with drugs and I should avoid eating at sea food whales while communism is on the rise aganst the capitalist apples.
I also ate a sea cucumber.