Ode to a Crab

OH CRAAABIIEEE
YOU CAME AND YOU CRABED UP MY CRABBERSON
AND THEN YOU CRAAABBEDDDD IT ALL AWAY
AND I LOVED YOU
OH CRABBIE
I LOVED YOU
MY
DEAR
CRAB
… EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I once ate a crab, it tasted bad and later I found out it was part of the communist red tide. Then I was attacked by flying bananas riding on deep sea crabs as I sprawled out in the middle of the street. I later woke in hospital and then the elephant on call told me that communist crabs are often filled with drugs and I should avoid eating at sea food whales while communism is on the rise aganst the capitalist apples.

I also ate a sea cucumber.

:kissy:

Okay, now THAT’s spam. Crab spam.