Ninjas, and Lasers rock, and if you dont agree you suck.
Gold is overrated because its too damn heavy and doesnt have any flavor AT ALL, and if you dont agree you suck.
Robots are evil and we should do EVERYTHING possible to prevent the rise of SkyNet. Destroy all elctronics now before its too late!
[insert broad-ranging insult about your hometown/nation/favorite band, that basically implies that you suck for being from there/liking them]
For all who complained about Hades’s post, try this on for size.