My Confession...

I have over a quadrillion mitochondria in my body. This may come as a shock to some of you, but I assure you it’s the truth!

Its not mitochondria you want in your body right now I bet.

HOLY SHIT! That’s fifty-six bajillion mitochondria more than the human body can handle!


I have a confessoin to make…I have 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Mitochondria in me.

I have a confession, My Mitochondria are Communists.

thats more then master yoda

I have a confession to make…wait, no I don’t. Sorry, my mistake.

I have a confession to make-

I only have one mitochondrion in my body. Its name is Mimi. :hahaha;

And I just saved fifty percent on my insurance by switching to Geico. :thud:


Insane Comment of the Day:


           - The Tick

Fucker. My day was going great until I was exposed to your stupidity. I try to have a serious discussion about biology, and you fucking ruin it with your shit. Way to go, loserface.

My mitochondria would kick your mitochondria’s asses!

My excess serotonin levels are waaaaay cooler.

I hate you all.

I habe a confession. I… I like to eat sand, and with white cheese, at that. …NO I DID NOT SWIPE THAT QUOTE FROM A DATING SIM MY FRIEND WAS PLAYING. NO, I DIDN’T.

That’s midi-chlorian, not mitochondria.

my mitochondria makes people spontaniosly combust.

It really fun to watch. :moogle:

Yeah, well, my complete lack of any RL social skills can knock down YOUR complete lack of any RL social skills!