***Mother Nature casts Hurricane Lv. 38 on Alabama. Jacksonville takes 325 damage***

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Hurricane Ivan is headed RIGHT my damn way. They just told everyone to evacuate if they can. By noon tommorow, everyone that lives within a considerable distance is “asked” to go home. Bullshit. I live two hours south of here. That’s going to a) put me right IN the hurricanes path AND closer to the bastard AND b) I’ll be around a shitload of trees, rocks, derbis, etc. There’s an increased tendancy at home for destruction than it is in my three-story dorm.

Also, classes are cancelled until further notice and so is the football game this weekend. Sux0rz for me, because I love away games with the band. We need 10 charter busses to haul our asses around, and it’s the GOOD shit, too. Ah well.

So SHOVE IT UP YOUR CORNHOLE, MOTHER NATURE!!! When that fucker hits tommorow, I’m going to drive to Hardees and straight up DEMAND a buttered biscuit elsewise they’ll find out how my fist tastes like.

I feel so manly right about now…

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Nice subject, and interesting arguments they try to make about how to go home and into the path of the disaster. And don’t forget to buy a cup of coffee too.

Good luck on the reflex save, you manly man, you.

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I’m glad Ivan missed us. We suffered Charly and Frances. I’m sorry you have to go through that though.

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Summon Sylph to calm it?

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No, Shiva to cool it down or the wind summon from FF8 to suck it up.

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You may have Ivan going your way but i got the storm Jean right above where i live,i guess everybody is having a hard time with all this hurracaines.

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Yay for living up North.

But really, hope you get that biscuit!

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I don’t live anywhere near any hurricanes. But my dad and sister are heading away to New Jersey this weekend … hmm …

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Another one?!?! Does the Southeast have a hurricane every six hours or something?

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They have “hurricane season.”

Lucky punks get to know when their natural disasters come. Not like hardcore types out here. :stuck_out_tongue:

You never know when the big one is coming. The ground could rumble and shake and collapse beneath you and swallow you up at ANY MOMENT OF ANY DAY. With no warning. <.< :smiley:

Sleep tight.

[In all seriousness, I hope y’all in line to be affected by Ivan prepare well and take care of yourselves and those that matter to you.]

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And once again, Zero demonstrates his awesomenity.

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Hook me up with an invite, zero. :DDD

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That is so not the way to get on His good side.

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Yeah, sure, what’s your addy?

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You should probably CC a few other deities just to be safe.

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I think Athens is supposed to get rain tomorrow due to Ivan. Oh, and New Orleans will be under water for a few weeks. No biggie.

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Mother nature is pleased at your suffering, remember she can do this next time you are wasting her precious resourses. :stuck_out_tongue:

:kissy:

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But big mamma earth done been doing this since long before we were being unclean little resource whores. Look at Gilgamesh, he had to deal with a big mother-fucking flood, and that was millenia before plastic and SUVs were invented.

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Yeah, she has her PMS just like every other girl. :stuck_out_tongue:

:kissy: