(Note: this article is swarming in bias. Read at your own risk.)
Oh. My. Fucking. God. This game RULES!
The game’s almost exactly like Deadly Alliance, but has a few nice twists to it. The actual fighting feels much smoother this time around. The new arenas are just great, and the death trap system works perfectly (a round didn’t end in five seconds, like I had feared).
The Puzzle Kombat mode, although a complete ripoff of a Capcom game that shall remain nameless, works somewhat well, although it takes FAR too long to finish a round. Chess Kombat is a nice mix of Archon and MK, and also comes off as a success.
The only low point is Konquest mode, which is even worse in this game than DA. The story there is set before the first MK, and follows the life of Shujinko (or however it’s spelled), a warrior-in-training sent by the Elder Gods to find some missing artifacts in the other realms. The actual plot isn’t horrible, but three things drag this down:
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The voice acting here is, without a doubt, the worst in video game history. If they were trying to go for a corny, kung-fu feel, they shot right past even THAT level of badness and into a realm of audio evil that only Capcom has dared to dwell in.
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The whole damn mode’s required to unlock the important stuff, like characters and arenas. Too bad this leads right into my next point:
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It is simply BORING. There are virtually no fights, the environments have no sense of variety, the graphics are a hundred times worse than the ones that are in the actual game (which are pretty damn impressive, if you ask me), and the whole this is STILL a glorified training mode!
The Krypt is also back, but like I mentioned previously all the important stuff requires you to complete Konquest. In the aformentioned mode, you can find keys hidden around, which allow you to unlock specific tombs. Once you find the key, you can simply head to the Krypt and obtain whatever you unlocked. The rest of the tombs are still opened via Koins, which you recieve in almost all of the modes, and consist of the usual production art, promos, videos (no follow-up to “Cooking with Scorpion,” sadly), jokes, bios, photos, etc.
The Collectior’s edition (wow, they really CAN use a “C”!) also has a second disc, with some more inside info on MK, along with their insanely biased timeline (the day MK4 is heraled as the pinnacle of 3D is the day the world ends), some interviews, and an arcade-perfect version of MK1, just so you can remember the days when mom didn’t bother to check was games you were playing. I have the regular version, but if these are all the features on the extra disc, then it’s not worth the extra $20.
This is a great game. It kicks the crap out of virtually all the other fighters on either the PS2 or XBox. You will play now! NOW!