The results to the latest batch of weasel polls, as published in the Dilbert Newsletter.
> Tally Weaseliest Organization
> ------ ----------------------------------------
>
> 7950 Recording Industry Association of America
> 6322 White House
> 4470 Democratic Party
> 3989 ACLU
> 3859 Organized religion
> 3039 Fox News Corporation
> 3008 Republican Party
> 1860 Congress
> 1323 New York Times
>
>
> Tally Weaseliest Country
> ------ ------------------
>
> 12739 France
> 10761 USA
> 5845 Saudi Arabia
> 4668 North Korea
> 801 Iran
> 509 Canada
> 219 Germany
>
>
> Tally Weaseliest Company
> ------ ------------------
>
> 12854 Microsoft
> 7645 Halliburton
> 7220 MCI WorldCom
> 2425 Kmart
> 1313 Merrill Lynch
> 1173 HealthSouth
> 1017 Freddie Mac
> 970 Salomon Smith Barney
>
>
> Tally Weaseliest Profession
> ------ ---------------------
>
> 10309 Politicians
> 7854 Lawyers
> 6234 News media
> 6059 Tobacco executives
> 4217 Oil executives
> 1043 Accountants
>
>
> Tally Weaseliest Individual
> ------ ---------------------
>
> 13959 George W. Bush
> 5104 Michael Moore
> 3057 Yasser Arafat
> 2820 Jacques Chirac
> 2141 Saddam Hussein
> 1883 Tom Daschle
> 1105 Arnold Schwarzenegger
> 1095 Al Franken
> 1023 Ariel Sharon
> 932 Bill O’Reilly
> 695 Ann Coulter
> 483 Charles Schumer
> 400 Sean Penn
> 383 Jayson Blair
> 230 Richard Grasso
> 195 Gerhardt Schroeder
> 188 Bill Bennett
> 146 Jack Grubman
Tally Weaseliest Behavior
18877 Blaming fast food restaurants for making
you fat
5748 Religious extremism
4688 Creating computer worms/viruses because
no one will date you
3997 Driving a Hummer
1487 Using cell phones in restaurants
1077 Using speaker phone in cubicle
Sorry for the slightly messed-up look; I copied and pasted it from the e-mail, which was forwarded to me from my dad’s e-mail.