Mon Dieu! C'est Osama Bin Laden! Roadkill him!!!

http://news.lycos.co.uk/querkies/040317162754.nowd53db.xml.html

He should have considered how no one else was really, like, beating him or or anything, which would be proof enough he isn’t Bin Laden.

And I know someone who could look like Bin Laden if dressed up properly.

I love how you present the logic in your title.

It could have been worse.
He could have driven a truck.

Uh … who do you mean?

Silly French.

But wait a minute! Every source of objective information I’ve encountered here in America makes jokes about the French penchant for surrendering in the face of adversity or a dangerous enemy!

And yet, here is a Frenchman going on the attack when he perceives said enemy!

This does not compute. Error. Error. Must employ tortured and twisted logic to avoid cognitive dissonance and a subsequent loss of faith in the Objectivity and Accuracy of American perceptions of The French…

Well it made me laugh, haha. :hahaha;

Not you, if thats your concern.

How can a car run straight into a staircase? Anyways, the driver was either insane, or was misled by someone who looked like Bin Laden.

I wouldn’t be surprised if that happened here in the US

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

France is populated by madmen.

Why do you theenk I have zis outrrrrrrrrageous accent!?

I’d run over that mother fucker too if I saw him.

This is what happens when we worry about the terrorist threat too much, folks. :stuck_out_tongue: