Sorry, I have to share this.
I’m a huge fan of Barenaked Ladies. I’ve been listening to them since way back in the Gordon days and marked their progress as songwriters. When I bought “Everything to Everyone” I knew it was something special.
Let’s put something on the table: I am a very “active” music listener. I need to hear everything, and especially the lyrics. Some songs which might have been quite nice have been ruined by terrible lyrics for me. In “Everything to Everyone” I really saw their talent in the songwriting field. They rhymed three or four lines together rather than the standard two, and used unusual, large words (the one that sticks in my mind is rhyming “humanity”, “insanity”, and “profanity” in the same stanza, in War On Drugs. I also loved the fact that every track had an entirely different message and subject matter, and were about interesting, offbeat things rather than trite discussions on their relationships.
But then I heard a track from their holiday album, called Elf’s Lament. This is on a whole other scale. There are at least three rhyming schemes going on at once (practically every second word rhymes with something), often two words are combined to rhyme with one, the words all make sense, and they’re really funny to boot. The only other time a piece of music struck me like that was Smash Mouth’s Walking on the Sun, and that frankly made no sense to me. Before that, the only other work I encountered like it was Edgar Allen Poe’s The Raven.
BNL truly are wordsmiths, in the literal meaning of the term. I’d love to hear if you know of any other bands that have anything approaching this sort of talent. Here’s the lyrics to Elf’s Lament (though it’s tough to really appreciate it without hearing the stresses from the music).
I’m a man of reason, and they say “'Tis the season to be jolly”
But it’s folly when you volley for positionNever in existence has there been such a resistance
To ideas meant to free us
If you could see us, then you’d listenToiling through the ages, making toys on garnished wages
There’s no union
We’re only through when we outdo the competitionI make toys, but I’ve got aspirations
Make some noise
Use your imagination
Girls and boys, before you wish for what you wish for
There’s a list for who’s been
Naughty or nice, but consider the price to an elfA full indentured servitude can reflect on one’s attitude
But that silly red hat just makes the fat man look outrageousAbsurd though it may seem, you know, I’ve heard there’s even been illegal doping
And though we’re coping, I just hope it’s not contagiousYou try to start a movement, and you think you see improvement
But when thrown into the moment, we just don’t seem so courageousI make toys, but I’ve got aspirations
Make some noise
Use your imagination
Girls and boys, before you wish for what you wish for
There’s a list for who’s been
Naughty or nice, but consider the price to an elfYou look at yourself
You’re an elf
And the shelf is just filled with disappointing memories
Trends come and go, and your friends wanna know why you aren’t just happy making
crappy little gizmos
Every kid knows they’ll just throw this stuff awayWe’re used to repetition, so we drew up a petition
We, the undersigned, feel undermined
Let’s redefine “employment”We know that we’ve got leverage, so we’ll hand the fat man a beverage
And sit back while we attack the utter lack of our enjoymentIt may be tough to swallow, but our threats are far from hollow
He may thunder, but if he blunders, he may wonder where the toys wentI make toys, but I’ve got aspirations
Make some noise
Use your imagination
Girls and boys, before you wish for what you wish for
There’s a list for who’s been
Naughty or nice, but consider the price
Naughty or nice, but consider the price
Naughty or nice, but consider the price to an elf.