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OMBFG!
Spaz, I can’t believe you’re cheating on my sister like that.
I wouldn’t cheat on her, Jing.
<small>Not with TD anyways… I have better taste than that.</small> Look over there! runs
Did you at least wear a condom, spazz?
*Puts both paws in the air.
It wasn’t me, StarStorm is right, the cat is male. I want to be on the jury when the case goes to trial.
EDIT: Also, I am not in Europe.
Neither am I at that. Yet. Sniffle
I wish I had a girlfriend everyone could make jokes about cheating on … ;_;
For the judge and prosecution, I’d like to present three reliable witnesses to my innocence: Mr. Grant, Mr. Franklin, and Mr. Jackson.
Nessa, you made me cry…
lav Spazzy <3
That was vonderful. Mahvelous. Leave off “Mr. Jackson” and I’ll see about swaying the jury. 
Psh, that jury’s just swayin’ in the breeze now … :3
That isn’t the right Jackson…
I think it’s about time for an avatar change.
TD: no.
Uh oh… do I really want to know?
Nope, but you’re gonna find out anyway. :3