DT is actually the succubus on that avatar.
Mabo is actually a shapeshifter and was the clothes on DT’s avvie.
<del>Maboroshi</del> Shalcar keeps a skeleton in his closet!
Wert is cool!
So is Shalc!
Mabo knows that the skeleton is his grandma!
And DT moved it there.
Mabo was spying on DT all the time, using his midget powers!
And Shalcar is tied to my bedpost. And he likes it. ^^
Maboroshi wishes someone would tie him to a bedpost… but he has to do with a broomstick.
Spaz wishes he had a broomstick 
Shalcar uses his broomstick according to a specific urban legend…
StarStorm is a time traveling scientist who used his powers of deductive reasoning to save the world from Hitler… but accidentally killed his grandmother, which created paradox and the world exploded!
Contrary to popular belief, cybercompost is not user 69. He is, however, user 354.
Devillion is actually a spy for bill gates, his job is to find all linux and mac users so they can be wiped from the face of the Earth!
Vyse is a debonair traveling salesman who woos the ladies (and the men) and breaks their hearts in two even pieces. Afterwards, he chops them up and sautees them, and uses every single part of the human being to make something edible or practical except the gallbladder, which he can only make a stinkin’ hackey sack out of.
Cybercompost has but one mission in life. To track down every RPGC user, and bludgeon them to death with his keyboard. He will leave 68 of us alive, however, and when the sick deed is done, his desire to be user 69 will be fufilled.
Devillion will be the sole reason this thread will be closed
Shalcar, the evil black knight of the woods, shall burn the women, steal the village, and rape all the gold!
Cybercompost is a devil-worshipping fiend from hell come to sell rock music to our poor impresionable children.