Yeah, so all that talk about Final Fantasy Tactics got my mind reeling about the good ol’ days when my team of custom [STRIKE]misfits[/STRIKE]characters roamed Ivalice.
I had a few I loved to toss around…
Politician Pen
Male Mediator
Talk
Math Skill
Split Damage
Secret Hunt
Float
Basically, a back stabbing, poaching mother fucker. Uses his super political powers to talk trash to people, and if that doesn’t help, he’ll shoot the bastard! OR use his extensive knowledge of magic (and bullshit) he learnt while in college, kissing ass and blackmailing. Floating just helps him target people with the Height factor in the Math skill, and besides, it’s annoying as hell to have a politician floating around, right?
PWNshop Sunday
Female Priest
White Magic
Draw Out
Dragon Spirit
Equip Gun
Move +2
[i]Ok. A Nun. With a Gun. And Swords. That get’s back up if you knock her down (unless she’s magic’ed or one-shotted.) Think about it. Ranged attack when nothing else is going on… Mobility… and DRAW OUT which relies on Magic Power. Yeah, I could give it to a Black Mage, but it’s not as interesting. I was going to make her “Hobo Nun” and be all like “HAY GUIES LOOK I FOUND THIS SWORD” and then it glows and kills shit. But PWNshop came into play better.
Oh, and she, um, heals.[/i]
Anime Supergal
Female Lancer
Jump
Punch Art
Blade Grasp
Attack UP
Fly
I envisioned Ryoko when making this character. Flying, swooping bitch that can rip up the ground and punch people through air. Not the strongest character, but fun anways.
Don Gardener
Male Geomancer
Elemental
Item
Blade Grasp
Two Hands
Ignore Height
Originally a mistake. I was raising him up to equip Rods, but then saw no such ability. So I gave him swords and found him to be salvagable still. First, though, I lower his Faith so low, he thinks that magic is for faggots and Twilight-lovers. Then I throw on the Twisted Headband, Judo Outfit, and Bracer to get his Attack Power SO ENERGETIC! Then I let him leap mountains in a single bound so he can FUCKING MAIN YETI’S AND EAT THAT BITCH MOUTAIN!! If he was feeling down, he’d eat a potion. GLASS AND ALL! He did so much damage with just a single attack, he was my buuuuuuuudy. :3
Spoony Bard
Male Ninja
Throw
Sing
Abandon
Equip Shield
Move +3
Toss him a shield, a strong cloak, and that dagger that increases evasion, and you get the point. A Dodgy, Spoony Bard.
sniff. I miss these lugs…