Let's play a game. The Oldest Game.

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It’s been a while since any of these threads popped up, so I thought; why not!

The Oldest Game

If you’ve ever read Sandman by Neil Gaimen, you’ll probably recognise this. The idea of the game is to ‘be’ an object or person that counters the previous object or person EDIT: and post a picture of them with a small bit, I.E

“I am a charging Lion, my sharp teeth ready to devour you in seconds.”

To which a suitable counter would be something like;

I am a hunter, my bullets will kill you before you even get close."

And so on;

“I am a tank, your bullets are nothing against my metal armour.”

And so on and so forth until we all get bored and go back to reading the latest welcome thread. For conveniences’ sake, let’s try and keep it limited to RPGC characters or, if you can’t think of anything decent, anime/TV characters. If you still don’t get it, here’s the first page of the thread I stole this idea from.

Let’s begin.

I am Ganondarf, unstoppable evil, wielder of the Triforce of Power. I will rule this land or see it burnt to ashes before me.

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I am god. The alpha and the omega. The beginning and the end. That which I will is carried out. With the blink of my eye, Hyrule and all its inhabitants, along with Ganondorf cease to exist.

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Nice reading comprehension skills you have there.

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i am an athetist and thus you don’t exist.

er picture… and then it had to be an rpgc character, well there could be a character that is athetist?

Can’t think of a good picture for an atheist ::dekar!::

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He said Game/Anime/TV characters. Focus, people!


I am Link, Hero of Time, wielder of the Master Sword and recurrent manwhore. I am packed with several magic gadgets and the Triforce of Courage and I will cut you into pieces.

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lol this is cool, here ill try

i am knives click me to see me.

I am knives, an anti-human, who wants to kill all humans, because he thinks the spider should die instead of both the spider and the buterfly(spell check). I send out dirty assassins to put my brother thru extreme pain and make his life a living hell.

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So far only Seraphim Ephyon has given a correct responce. Thank you SE. Everyone else get out of my thread. >:(

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I am Zelda, all around desirable whore. I have Link pussy-whipped beyond all belief.

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I am Gannondorf. I kidnap you.

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darnit, u beat me to it…curses.

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Fuck you, kidnap this shit motherfucker. I am Shiek, Zelda’s form of awesomeness.

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I shall post as soon as the posts move out of the zelda realm… :slight_smile:

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<img src=“http://demonecat.free.fr/manga/FF%207%20-%20Sephiroth%20Manga%20(1).jpg”>

instant win lolz

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I run faster than you, jump farther than you, and have a dog that will tear your throat out. I am Shadow, and I am twice the ninja Shiek will ever be.

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I am Relm and I suppose I’m meant to be cutesy. You can’t put a hand on me because I’m your daughter, but since I don’t know that I can still paint-beat you. And your dog loves me.

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<img src=“http://www.cdc.gov/cancer/screenforlife/images/colondiagram.gif”>

I am Relm’s colon, I get cancer, I kill Relm.

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http://www.rpgclassics.com/shrines/snes/ff6/profile/strago.shtml

I am Strago, I cast Life 2 to heal my poor granddaughter.

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:mwahaha: I am Kefka. I can BLOW UP STRAGO AND THE ENTIRE WORLD! Uwee hee hee hee!

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Remember me? This is for pushing me off that continent.
Stabs Kefka in the neck. Then then the eye. Then the groin. And jumps up and down on his dead body.

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I am Black Mage. And that stabbity technique you used is copyright. HADOKEN!