Know Your Stars: Kiro & Her Friends

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It’s like that All That thingy, but with me and my friends. Just something I’m doing for fun:

Kiro: Hello there! Welcome to Know Your Stars: Kiro & Her Friends! Please sit back, relax, and read Cuz’ if you don’t…. PUDDING SHALL GLOMP YOU TO DEATH! MUAHAHAHAHAAAA! …Enjoy the story.

Know Your Stars: Kiro & Her Friends

Know your stars…Know your stars…Know your stars…

[i]“Kirokokori….

She molests BABIES.”[/i]

“WHAT? That’s sick and wrong!

“Yes it is, you should be ashamed.”

“But I don’t do that!”

[i]“Yeah, sure.

Kirokokori….

She doesn’t like boys, so she’s homosexual.”[/i]

“I’m 11! Just because I don’t like boys yet doesn’t mean I’m a lesbian!

“Come now, you just made your girlfriend cry.”

“I don’t HAVE a girlfriend! Where are you! I’m gonna rip your vocal cords out and use you as a scratching post!”

[i]“Like you could.

Kirokokori….

She lives in a piece of cheese.”[/i]

“No I don’t! I live in a perfectly normal house! SEE, I’ve got pictures!”

[i]“That could be anybody’s house.

Now you know Kirokokori,

The lesbian baby molester who lives in a piece of cheese.”[/i]

“NO THEY DON’T! I’m gonna sue you! Somebody help me NYAAAAAAA!”

Kiro: Well that was…. interesting.

I hope you like it! :slight_smile:

EDIT: Yes, I know it’s short.

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Just what kind of stuff have you been reading online, Kiro?

Maybe RPGC DOES rot the brain. :hahaha;

Edit: Kidding, it was funny.

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XD Thanks. LOL

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It wasn’t funny on Nickelodeon. It sure as hell ain’t here >_>

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It really worries me that someone as young as kiro has such a shall we say mature since of humor.

:moogle: still funny though.

Oh yes it was definetly funny.

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You should see some people in my class. T-T

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It seems you’re also a psycho as well as a lesbian baby molester.

:eek:

I relent, I relent! Please don’t make me a scratching post!

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*Note to self - Forming a team with this gal just might be a) too suspicious or b) too dangerous to self or ones around, or just c) The perfect thing to destroy a few blocks with if those bad guys decide they want a tussle Starts forming a short story idea

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Kiro’s mind has been tainted, all innocence has been lost. :bowser:

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I’m still innocent, again, you should meet my (Old…SUMMER VACATION!) class. By the way, next chappie:

Kiro: Hi peoples nya!

Kish: …Hi?

Kiro…KISH!

Kish: No! Get away! Ahhhhhh- …Hugging is good.

Know You’re Stars: Kiro & Her Friends

Know your stars…Know your stars…Know your stars…

[i]“Holly Hackney…

She thinks bananas fall from the sky.” [/i]

“Yep! Me and Leo eat em ALLLLL the time!”

[i]“Yea-wait, what?

Eeer, Holly Hackney…

She slept with Michael Jackson.”[/i]

“I did? Nope, don’t remember! Do you remember, Leo?(Kiro: If that didn’t get here mad, nothing will.)”

“I hate you with a passion (Kiro: Hey, only I can say that!).

[i]Holly Hackney…

She has an I.Q of five!”[/i]

Nope! It’s more like 150, hey, are you my grandma?”

“ARGGH! That’s it, I need coffee!”

“Okay, see ya, duuuuuuude!”

Kiro: Okay, Holly scared off the evil voice of death. Meh, I knew she would.

I’m a Kish fangirl. XD

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Heh, funny. You know, I wonder how you’d fare writing parodies and humorous fanfics.

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they might hire you on all that, well they probably wouldnt because its hard to get hired into cool thinhgs now a days. Oh well, you would make a good writer that does comedys.

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Thanks, I have the next chappie by the way:

Kiro: OOOOOOH! Peoples liked this! YAY!

Nathalie: My turn?

Kiro: Yes, your turn.

Nathalie: MY TURN! XD

Know Your Stars: Kiro & Her Friends

Know your stars…Know your stars…Know your stars…

[i]"Nathalie Parent…

Thinks dragons are for babies.”[/i]

“No I don’t! I love dragons!”

[i]“Oh yes you do.

Nathalie Parent…

She has a third foot.”[/i]

“What? As you can see, I have no third foot, look, see?”

“That’s just what you want me to think.”

“No. No it’s no-“

[i]"Nathalie Parent…

She HATES Riku.”[/i]

“No I don-“

“NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!”

“Ahh! Riku! It’s a lie!”

“All give you three seconds.”

“AAAAAAAAAAH!”

[i]“He heh,

Now you know, Nathalie Parent…

The dragon despising, Riku hating, weirdo with three feet.”[/i]

“No they don’t!”

Kiro: You asked for it Nat.

Nathalie: ;-;

Kiro: Yeah, I know

My friend Nathalie actually helped me with that, so she gets credit too.

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I’ve never seen “All That” so maybe that’s why I don’t get it. Hey, I’m an old guy. :mwahaha:

But thanks Natalie for helping anyway. ^_~