Okay, you both win. 
Bleh. Much more interesting than a chainmail condom.
Seriously.
No cat will sleep on my bed with THIS on x_o
It’s by him, just read what it says on the sign.
Cats don’t use swords, they use their claws. Much more effecient. And as to your cat being a pimp, well my cat is too. see:
PIMP CAT
Never did I ever imagine that I’d see that.
That’s actually pretty funny.
This thread came close to striking fear into my very heart. Ok, not really. But seriously, the cat armour rocks, until you try to put it on your cat.
Methinks one had best acquire human-armor first.
Now that is awsome.