KFC

There’s also the fact that most fast food sucks.

sigh… you guys just never understand anything

Hell, just run into a supermarket, grab some meats and cheeses at the deli or even some fricken peanut butter, a loaf of bread, a couple of 2 litters of soda, and check out and you’ll have yourself enough food to last you a couple of days in about the same time it takes to wait in the drive-through at a fast food place and for less money and better quality to boot.

Personally, I just throw eggs, peanut butter, and gatorade into a blender, cook it in a spoon and shoot it up.

i used a gatorade cap to stir up some ritalin in water today. this cunt taz needs to wake the fuck up fo’ i rape her

edit: jezuz i didn’t realize stimulants could cause blackouts? seriously though it doesn’t take any longer i’m talking takeout just call an hour ahead and say hey bitch get this shit ready for 12:30 and i’ll be there to pick it up

This.

Yeah, it’s important to cook the eggs because otherwise you could get salmonella.

Your body is quite a bit more resilient than you give it credit for