Jizz in my pants

Sir_Vimes · April 25, 2009, 11:29am

I came.

Genericangstyposter · April 25, 2009, 11:34am

I saw this a few months ago. It’s pretty funny.

Steve · April 25, 2009, 11:49am

oh it’s that one song
meh

The_984 · April 25, 2009, 12:15pm

This just in:

I’m on a boat.

Steve · April 25, 2009, 12:16pm

like a boss

Kagato_Toujou · April 25, 2009, 12:32pm

Dude, we’re on a boat…

Arac · April 25, 2009, 12:38pm

Who is with you on that boat?

Crotanks · April 25, 2009, 12:42pm

Is this real life?

The_984 · April 25, 2009, 1:07pm

I’m on the deck with my boys, motherfucker.

Steve · April 25, 2009, 1:54pm

believe me when i say i fucked a mermaid okay

Sir_Vimes · April 25, 2009, 3:17pm

So, I’m wondering… is the gov’t of Burma/Myanmar a puppet state controlled by China? IIRC, B/M’s only profitable industries are mining gems using their own people as slaves and heroin production. They are in charge because they have the most guns.

Also, what are the odds of China doing what Japan did during WW2? Steamrolling all their neighbors, appropriating their wealth and resources, and calling it the South-East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere.

The_984 · April 25, 2009, 3:17pm

China’s military definitely makes me jizz in my pants.

Sir_Vimes · April 25, 2009, 3:22pm

Like, gay happy jizz in my pants cause I’m giving a marine a blowjob, or scared so horribly i came jizz in my pants?

RedComet · April 25, 2009, 10:15pm

In a thread full of up the fuckedness, this post stands out among the rest.

Ramza · April 26, 2009, 11:35pm

Like a Boss is probably their best song.

Simply_Mojo · April 29, 2009, 11:32pm

I have that video on my MySpace, lol.

Boltgun · April 30, 2009, 4:11pm

everyone has that video

Kasey · May 2, 2009, 8:13am

I grew a penis and then jizzed in my pants. That was seriously funny…

Sorcerer · May 4, 2009, 7:35pm

Who let steve back in? There goes the neighborhood…

BahamutXero · May 5, 2009, 3:49pm

Great, now I’m going to have that song and video in my head for day like I did when somebody posted that “You Touch My Tra La La” video. Thanks a lot!