Jesus and the Terminator

I know it must be quite old by now, but I’m still laughing at it. For those who haven’t seen it yet, it’s a small movie made by Mad TV. The plot is that the Terminator was sent back in past to protect Jesus from crossification. But Jesus’s own mission is to be crossified, so they don’t get along very well. In the words of the Messiah himself: “STOP KILLING JUDAS!!”

http://www.dah.brturbo.com/rapadura/imagens/terminator.zip

(BTW, pay no mind to it’s not-high quality and the foreign subs in it.)

Oh man that thing is so funny. I remember seeing it on tv when it first aired.

It’s crucified and crucifixion, not crossified and crossification. :fungah:

crossified, that sounds like something strongbad would say.

Yeah i saw it, it was pretty funny.

Originally posted by BlueMageOne because im too lazy to type it myself
Yeah i saw it, it was pretty funny.

strlen(“because im too lazy to type it myself”) > strlen(“Yeah i saw it, it was pretty funny.”)

I’ve seen it before. It’s still pretty funny.

Crossified sounds like Newspeak. I don’t like Newspeak, the idea behind it and the goal with it’s creation.

It doesn’t seem like the page wants to load today. How sad.

Oh HELL yeah, I remember that!

Originally posted by Nulani
It doesn’t seem like the page wants to load today. How sad.

Ditto.

haha, i remember that from like 3 years ago :stuck_out_tongue: that rocks.

Stop killing Judas ;_;

Yeah, seriuosly, 3 times in a row is too much for my assasination tastes.

Very funny.

Just watched it for the first time last night. Hilarious.

“You can’t go around killing people!”
“Why?”
“Because it’s one of God’s commandments.”
Why?"
“Because it’s a sin.”
“Why?”
“Because it’s not nice!”
“Why?”
“Forgive him, Father. He is a robot from the future.”

The Judas thing was indeed the funniest part, though. Heheh.