Jenna and Barbara... or Paris and Nicole?

^^ that would be a full transcript of the speech delivered by the first daughters during the Republican National Convention. At this early stage, we can neither confirm nor deny the rumor that this speech was actually intended to HELP Bush’s campaign.

Really. I gotta wonder who wrote that – and where his body’s been dumped. And I also have to wonder why the girls agreed to read that thing in public and affix their names to it.

Wow, just posted and the link already goes to a site thats down for maintenance.

I know. Fuck my luck. I noticed that as I was writing my little commentary. ;.;

Can’t catch a break.

Well, keep checking. It is a doozy.

Its back up

Man

They shouldn’t ever let them give a speech again if Bush wants to get re-elected

I guess like, they think like, that if they have someone from like, ‘our generation’ speak, like, maybe we’ll like, vote for them and stuff! :smiley:

:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

They should give GWB a skateboard, and a moutain dew, and have him skate a half pipe while saying extreme campaign slogans like “Rock the vote for GWB, TO THE EXTREME!”

Gah, huh? My brain is shrinking now.

“Who is this man they call Dick Cheney?”

… Guh.

Trill’s got it.

Yeah, that Dick Cheney bit is pathetic. However, I don’t know why we are expecting more out of them. They are Bush’s daughters after all. I mean, it is just genetics that they are dimwits.

I think it was Lewis Black who just said on CNN “Any time the Bush twins appear in publc standing up it’s a plus.”

Sounds more like one of those speeches given where they roast someone. Or is it toast? Anyway, the implication that the twins may run for Presidency is scarier than GW winning this election.

Sadly I think that’s very true. In 2000, a guy in my class said that he was voting for Bush because he had hot daughters. So showing them just reminds people like that.

Jenna and Barbara have stated numerous times previously that they have no interest in politics (which I think is very smart on their part, ironically). Why they’d speak at all is puzzling to me.

Also, I’m probably the <b>only</b> <i>intelligent</i> person on these boards that wouldn’t consider themselves liberal and/or a Bush-hater, but the whole Republican National Convention was an absolute joke, at least the part I saw. The speeches were filled with biased propaganda (no different than the Democratic National Convention or any other political speeches, really), but the fact that the crowd spontaneously erupted in chants randomly really was kind of pathetic. I don’t think it has anything to do with being democratic or republican, just conformist human nature (which would also explain why the American who can think for himself outside of just “liberal” and “conservative” is becoming an extinct species).

I take offence to that Hiryuu.

i have just become stupider by reading that speech by the bush twins. hopeefully i still have a few brain cells left. and yes the republican national convention was a joke. when you have Ah-nold referring to dems as “economic girlymen” your whole convention goes to shit(though he wasn’t far off about his “true lies” comment, but the same could be said about his convention). considering G-dub is a man who ruined our economy to the point where people like me can’t get a job after searching for three months. not to say that the dems are any better.here’s a quote i will use for election 2k4…the evil of two lessers.
and after seeing the convention on tv(or about a whole 5 minutes of it) i decided to stay anarchistic