It's a greek tragedy

But luckily few Americans were killed!

I bet Oedipus was on that plane

fixes your error. =)


…Oedipus? Don’t you mean Icarus?

Oedipus missed the flight because he ducked into the broom closet with one of the stewardesses. Who turned out to be his mother.

Icarus was on the plane. In fact, he was the pilot. Tried to take it into too high of an altitude and screwed up the wings.

Except Icarus’ wings didn’t melt this time. They froze.

…Umm, guys? These jokes would be funnier if you weren’t talking about a REAL tragedy. Hundreds of people died. You should’ve used those jokes on the casualty-free LA plane accident the other day.