This thing is so insane, one can’t help but laugh. I don’t know if it’s serious, but I’d have no trouble believing that it was.
I qualify for 17 things on that list. I’m too lazy to list them at the moment.
And remember kids, Count Chocula = TEH DEV0L!!!11!
I, for one, can’t take this seriously, because it’s too funny.
Why the hell do they call Count Chocula cereal “Count Dracula”
I qualified for 21 of those. Didn’t even see the one about games of violent or role-playing nature.
The others
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music.
-Associates with other people that
dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a
few examples of this.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula(fixed) cereal is an example of this.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
The last is underlined because I do have a statue of Buddha in my bedroom. I also follow some of the practices of Buddhism.
Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
oh SHIT
Of the willfully ignorant, by the willfully ignorant, for the willfully ignorant.
Unfortunately, has not perished from the earth.
I qualify for 30 of those things. Julie qualifies for 31, and that’s because she wears makeup and I don’t. :hahaha; We must be baaaad people.
ok that’s pretty wierd. whats so wrong about being gothic?Its their life,let them lead it.I qualify for 20 of those things.I never claimed to be gothic, its too depressing.
I don’t think these people know what “Goth” actually means.
Have any of you ever seen an actual goth that wears a button that says “I’m a goth”?
Hey, that girl on the right is kinda cute, I think I’m just gunna go take care of something really quick… Oh wait, fuck! Now I’m goth!
I thought that list had already been deemed a joke?
I, for one never have and if you do you should be insulted by other people 
I’m with you Crono… I really… Count Chocula? In the future, to combat the evil of that cereal, I guess I’ll just have to eat CruciFlakes or something… also, in reference to ‘drinks alchohol,’ don’t they serve wine in church? Doesn’t that make every kid who goes to church part Goth, and thus, logically, part Satan?
Anyway:
-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson
claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please
discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that
dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a
Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love.
Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health
center.) (used to cut)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to
evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends
while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a
few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Eats goth-related foods. Count [Chocula] cereal is an example of this.
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may
watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
Woo!
And just for shits and giggles, I’m everything on there except the following:
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a
Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love.
Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health
center.)
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe
this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be
stopped immediately.)
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases:
“I’m so gothic, I’m dead”, “woe is me”, “I’m a goth”.
-Claims to be a goth.
Edit: I like how they put the bold tag in the title of the page… 
I match up to 13 of the things on that list. Hey cool, an unlucky number. They’d probably say that makes me even more ‘goth’.
Why is Buddhism considered gothic?
It’s not christian.
Marilyn Manson isn’t goth…deeerp.
Count chocula’s on the list. I don’t think their definition of gothic is very… detailed.
I’ve seen this before. Sadly, it is probably indeed serious.
No, I don’t have any children.
The list is suspiciously similar to the equally-joking “is your child a hacker” page. Too bad, it was decently funny when it was original.